Author's Note: All chapters up to about 24ish are being edited as we speak. And I now pen under the name, "Lennon Drop." Just thought I'd tell you.
Disclaimer: My name is not Stephenie Meyer
Pranks 1, 2, & 3: Steal his doctor's bagburn itblame it on Edward.
"Esme, dear, have you seen my bag?" Carlisle called from the door of the bed room that he shared with Esme.
"No, dear, I haven't seen your bag. Ask one of the kids," Esme called back from the kitchen, where she was attempting to make cookies.
Carlisle walked calmly down the stairs to where Rose and Emmett were making out on the couch. "Emmett, Rosalie, have you seen my bag?"
Rose came up for air. "Nope, sorry!" And went back to making out with her husband. It was, if I may say so, disgusting.
Edward, Bella, Jasper, and I were sitting on the other couch trying very hard to ignore Emmett and Rose.
"Edward, Bella, have either of you seen my doctor's bag?"
Bella and Edward simultaneously looked up from watching TV and said, "No."
Carlisle turned his questions to Jasper and I. "Have either of you seen it?"
Jasper shook his head but I said, "I think I saw Edward with it. He went outside with the bag and when he came back in he smelled like smoke. I think he burned it."
Carlisle turned to Edward. "Is that true, Edward?"
Edward glared at me and I giggled mentally at him. "No, it is not true. The truth is that I saw Alice come back in very late at night smelling like smoke. I think she did it."
Carlisle sighed, by now he was used to the petty squabbles that we broke out in occasionally. "Alice, say you're sorry and," he said glancing at his watch. "I have to be to work."
It was my turn to sigh; only I looked really innocent when I did. "I'm sorry I burnt your bag, Carlisle. I also suppose that I'm sorry for framing you, Edward."
Esme walked into the room and smiled. "It's good to know that my children are getting along. Cookie?"
Author's Note: The first Edit. It makes me feel wonderful.