My Name is Daffy

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Disclaimer: All of the Looney Tunes characters belong to Warner Brothers.

Note: Bonus Virtual Cookie that doesn't even really exist for anyone who knows the song from a certain educational show that inspired this short, little fanfic. (wink wink)


Daffy Duck turned to the camera, standing in front of a small pond, smiling as he held a D. "Hey, kids! Guess what starts with the letter D? My name, Daffy!" He laughed and bounced around, dropping the D, "But who cares about the stupid letter, anyway? My name is Daffy!"

The daffy, black duck then briefly ran out of the scene, and reappeared, wearing a tuxedo and a top hat. He started to dance and sing to the music playing in the background, "My Name is Daffy, that's good enough for me! My Name is Daffy, that's good enough for me! My name is Daffy, that's good enough for me, 'cause Daffy, Daffy, Daffy starts with D!" He cheered and threw off his hat.

He then started to tap his feet, and behind him, several of the other Looney Tunes characters - Wile E. Coyote, Road Runner, Yosemite Sam, Elmer Fudd, Sylvester the Cat, Porky Pig, Foghorn Leghorn, and Tweety Bird - appeared in the background, dancing and singing along with Daffy. They all sang in unison, "My/His Name is Daffy, that's good enough for me! My/His Name is Daffy, that's good enough for me! My/His Name is Daffy, that's good enough for me, 'CAUSE Daffy, Daffy, Daffy starts with D!"

Daffy then jumped forward, with the other Looney Tunes characters singing in the background. "My Name is Daffy, and that's good enough for me. A great thought, to be exact, because it does start with D? But my name is unique, like sweet, delicious candy! Just be glad that I'm not dandy! Hoo hoo!"

He then jumped back and joined with the rest of the Looney Tunes gang, singing for the last time as the music changed, "My/His Name is Daffy, that's good enough for me! My/His Name is Daffy, that's good enough for me! My/His Name is Daffy that's good enough for me, 'CAUSE Daffy, Daffy, Daffy starts with D! Daffy, Daffy, Daffy starts with D!" They all grabbed each other and started dancing in circles, singing, "Daffy, Daffy, Daffy starts with D!!!!"

Daffy then ran to the camera. "And remember kids - Daffy starts with the letter D." He winked, and started bouncing all around the area, laughing with glee.


THE END