Disclaimer: If i owned xxxholic, which i do not (TT), they'd have at least kissed by now...

"How many times do I have to tell you that you don't have to keep following me wherever I go? Don't you know stalking is a crime?"

"I don't have any ill intentions towards you."

"What's that supposed to mean?!"

"Stalking is defined as pursuing someone stealthily with ill intentions."

"That describes you perfectly!"


"Don't you ignore me! You keep following me around Every Single Day! Himawari-chan already thinks we're good friends, and Yuuko keeps showing me her secret stash of yaoi manga- to give me advice, she says! I know whe just wants to make me miserable!"

"She has a stash of yaoi manga?"

"That's not the point! The fact is, everyone thinks that we're a couple because we keep going everywhere together – because YOU keep following me around! How am I going to win Himawari-chan's heart when she thinks you and I are an item?"

"She said this to you?"

"No but I know that she's thinking it! And I know everyone else is too!"

"Who cares what they think?"

"I do! And you would have to be a brickwall not to be able to hear their comments during lunch!"

"Someone's been giving you a hard time."

"Of course someone is giving me a hard time! They think I'm dating you, and half of YOUR fan club is ater my blood!"

"What about the other half?"

"The other half is even worse! I can hear their giggling no everywhere! It's like every single member of Yaoi Anonymous is rooting for us!

"I'll go speak to them tomorrow."

"That isn't it! The fact is because of these rumours, the school's been going crazy! You should just stop following me so that the whole thing will die down and be forgotten!"


"What are you doing? Don't do that! Stop moving closer! What if someone sees us?! And besides you're invading my personal spa---"

"Or… we could make the rumours true so that it'll get boring."

"That obviously won't wor – "


"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?! Did someone dare you or something equally stupid?!"


"Answer me you jerk!"

"You're cute when you're loud and annoying."

"What's that supposed to mean? Have you lost your mind? What if someone saw that? They'll think we're… like that!"


"Don't you ignore me again! You haven't answered any of my –"

"You did it again! Stop doing that! Do you want me to die by angry mob? Because that what's going to happen if anyone found out about –"

"You're all red."

"Shut. Up. I should have you arrested for molesting me."

"You kissed back."


"Yes you did."

"I did not, and don't you ever tell anyone I did either!"

"You don't have to worry about them anymore. I'll speak to them tomorrow."

"Why did you do it? Three times too!"

"I told you- you're cute when you're annoying."

"That makes absolutely no sense!"

"And it's the only way to shut you up."

"What did you say!?"


"There you go ignoring me again! You just don't kiss someone THREE times and then ignore them!"

"You want to do it again?"


"Are you sure about that Watanuki-kun?"

"Y-yuuko-san! H-how much of that have you heard?"

"I didn't only hear everything, I videotaped it too! I just knew this videocamera I got from that adorable little girl would be useful!"


"Watanuki has fainted!"

"Watanuki has fainted!"

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