Some of the packaging labels they put on things tend to make me say 'wtf?!'

Seriously...


Mukahi HATED science class.

HATED HATED HATED HATED science class. It was one of his worst subjects. He hated it even more when his own TEACHER made him research FOOD LABELS for their nutrition unit.

"I hate these things!" Mukahi made a face. "Why do we have to research about calories?!"

"Uh, because the teacher told us to?" Shishido said, rolling his eyes.

"WHY DO WE HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT KILOGRAMS?!"

"Because it's part of the nutrition unit?"

"WHY DO WE HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT THE NUTRITION UNIT?!"

"Because the country wants us to?"

"DOES THIS COUNTRY HATE US OR WHAT?"

"Um, no?"

Mukahi made a face and began reading the labels. "What the heck?! It says here 'do not swallow opener'. Don't they mean like, don't put the cap into your MOUTH?!"

Shishido shrugged. "Maybe they weren't thinking straight when they wrote it."

"WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO SWALLOW AN OPENER?!"

"Uh, because they were retarded?!"

"Or, because they're afraid that children might want to put the opener into their mouths," Oshitari pointed out.

"But, you see, if CHILDREN were going to put it in their mouths, would they really be able to READ the words?!"

"Probably not..."

"Exactly!" Mukahi frowned. "It's like saying 'keep plastic bags away from children' or something. Or 'keep marbles away from children, choking hazard'. I bet next time they're going to be all like 'keep food away from children because it's a choking hazard."

"Well, technically, food IS a choking hazard," Shishido pointed out.

"WELL IF CHILDREN AREN'T ALLOWED TO EAT HOW THE HECK ARE THEY SUPPOSED TO LIVE?!"

"I'm just saying..."

"EXACTLY! And seriously, that means that even earphones could be a choking hazard. And cactus. And computers."

"I don't think kids would want to actually bite computers..."

Mukahi snorted. "Of course they'd try to bite computers. They OBVIOUSLY, according to package labels, bite into EVERYTHING."

"I thought we were supposed to be doing science homework, not talking about crappy labeling."

"THEIR LABELS SUCK."

"We heard that twice already."

"It's like saying, don't put dust in your mouths."

"...Okay, first of all, NO ONE would put dust into their MOUTHS. And second of all, where are you getting with all this crap?"

"I'm just saying that labels suck."

"Well, I don't think they actually were considering the fact that the labels had to make sense."

"Ugh..."

"..."

"So, then, when people say 'do not eat' on those little tiiny packages you find in like, stuff, what does that mean?"

Shishido rolled his eyes. "Uh, it meant that you shouldn't eat the stuff that's in the package?"

"WHY WOULD A NORMAL HUMAN BEING WANT TO EAT THAT DISGUSTING THING IN THE FIRST PLACE?!"

"I guess they tried to prevent kids from eating it?"

"KIDS CAN'T READ!"

"If they're in kindergarten, they might."

"DO YOU REALLY THINK A KINDERGARTENER IS GOING TO PAY ATTENTION TO THAT?!"

"Why are you yelling at me about this anyways? It's not my fault!"

"I dunno, cause you're stupid?" Mukahi glared.

"I wasn't the one who created the labels you know..."

"I know, but still, you're a moron."

"Why am I a moron if I wasn't the one who created the darn things?"

"I dunno, you just are."

"You're stupid."

"I know you are, but what am I?"

Shishido stared. "That is SO uncool."

"Well I was BORED."

"Fascinating..."

"I'm still bored."

"Go eat a pizza."

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because, according to package labels, I might choke on it."

"..."


Random brainfart. Totally XD

Oh, and these aren't really my thoughts on crappy package labelling...I made Mukahi sound...MEAN.