Ok...I've seen a few "The Talk" fanfics in the Avatar section. The fact that Rose never grew up with her parents got me thinking: Has Rose even received The Talk yet? I mean, I highly doubt the Huntsman sat Rose down for an hour to talk about sex! Sooo...here's a funny fic featuring Leah, Ben, Rose, Jake, Trixie, and Spud! Rated T. Oneshot.

The six friends were gathered around the back room of the electronics shop. It was a Saturday night, and there was no dragon or Huntsclan business for once. Trixie was ranting on and on about Kyle. Spud was getting annoyed.

"Yeah, well, Stacy's better!"

"Spud, please! You only like her for the sex!" Trixie joked. Everyone except Rose laughed.

"What's sex?" She asked, confused. Everyone else stared at her in shock.

"You're kidding, right?" Asked Trixie.

"Didn't anybody at the Academy tell you anything about the body and how it works?" Asked Leah in astonishment.

"About dragons? Of course!"

"No, not about dragons!" Trixie exclaimed.

Leah's eyes widened. "Oh my God. Trixie, I need to talk to you in private."

"Uh...okay." The two girls walked to another room. "We're gonna have to give Rose The Talk."

Trixie's eyes widened in horror. "What?! No! No way! There are several scenes from The Ring I'd rather reinact before I do that!"

"Look, I'm not too happy about it either, but since Rose officially hates the Huntsclan now, there is no way she's gonna just walk up to a Huntsmistress and ask her what sex is!" Said Leah sternly. She sighed. "Let's just get this over with, okay?"

"Fine." Trixie gave in. "But why do I have to be included?"

"Because if I have to do this, I'm taking you down with me!" Leah grabbed Trixie's wrist, and dragged her back into the room.

Rose was sitting between Jake and Ben. Nobody was talking.

"Rose, can we talk to you for a sec?" Asked Leah.

"Sure!" Rose got up and followed the two girls. Leah mouthed "The talk" to Ben so he'd understand. Ben chuckled.

"What?" Asked Jake.

"Leah and Trixie are giving Rose The Talk."

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"Um...so, Rose...has any of the Huntsclan members ever told you about sex?" Asked Leah. Rose shook her head. "Have you ever taken a sex ed class?"

"No, I didn't want to take too many classes." Rose admitted. "You know...Huntsclan duties."

"Oh. Ok...well..."

ONE HOUR LATER

Rose looked slightly grossed out. "So...that's how babies are made?"

"Yep."

"Oh my God."

The boys walked in. "Hey, how's it going in here?" Asked Jake.

Rose paled. "Oh my God!" She ran from the room.

Leah stood up and walked to the boys. "I want...all boys." She said simply. She too left the room.

"Works for me!" Ben called after Leah. He followed her.

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Later, Jake found Rose in Central Park. Rose blushed and turned away when she saw Jake.

"Rose, are you okay?" Jake asked. "I know that talk with Trixie and Leah is kind of..."

"Earth shattering?"

"Yeah." Jake sighed and smiled slightly. "I remember when my dad gave me the talk. I couldn't look at girls in the face for a week without blushing. I told Trixie to stay two feet away from me." He laughed at the memory. Rose giggled.

"I'm sorry. It's just a bit...scary." Rose admitted.

Jake sighed and smiled reassuringly at Rose. "Rose...you and I both know we are far from starting a family. So don't stress or worry."

"Okay." Rose said, smiling. "Wanna go for a walk?"

"Sure."

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Well, I got that out of my system. lol Sorry if this grossed a few ppl out, but...ehh when you think about it...o.o