Do you want a water-saving dishwasher? Of coarse you do!! That's why, for six-thousand, six-hundred and sixty-six incredibly hard payments of sixty-six dollars and sixty-six cents you can own an absolutely fantastic water-saving dishwasher for the above specified price, which is virtually nothing at all. This offer is only available when paying by the Super Money Waster Charge Card credit card. (only six-six p/a) If you order without reading the fine-print, you will also get a free leaky tap, ABSOLUTELY FREE!!!
Order yours today, don't miss out on this incredible offer. Remember that reading the fine print can result in jail, lawsuit and execution, but NEVER MIND THAT, because we're giving you a brand spanking new dishwasher for the above price! That's right, the ABOVE PRICE!!!
Have your doubts? Then call this one-eight-hundred non toll free number and we'll get out our lovely guillotine so those doubts of yours are no longer!
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Now, get this AMAZING new water-saving dishwasher in your home right now for the above price, that's right, the above price! Please remember that listening to the following fine-print entitles us to use our guillotine!
Dishwasher does not actually save water and is not legally a dishwasher. Comes fully unassembled and costs the total sum of one-hundred payments of two dollars for each and every use. Leaky tap is an understatement. Costs an extra three-hundred payments of fifty cents. If you are listening to the fine print you are now hereby considered dead. If you refuse then you really are dead. If that is refused so is your pet! If you do not have a pet or you refuse consider your family dead! Oh, forget it. Our shady lawyers are looking anxious. Fine, we'll let you off, we do not exist, you do not exist, and this never happened.