A/N: Really love y'all who review! Thanks for the comments! I love all my reviewers! And the Hufflepuff common room is as described on Wikipedia.
Misu Sumi- I know! I always practice fairness in my everyday life.
Hermione Solo- I meant Harry to be shallow. I hate how he always plays hero and has no flaws.
NarnianAslan- I did update! Yay!!!!
HarryFan24-THANK YOU!!! I know you're a hard critic, too, do that means a lot! And I'm not Abby, I'm Stew! Duh!
Misu Deki- strikes a pose) fairness! I just wanted to see Harry in a fetal position, all crying. Ha! I'm mean and cold and evil! PS: Good luck with Josh!!!!!
Last time on…Dear Matchmakers!
"Oh no. What do we do now?" M.E. asked her voice discouraged.
"I don't care. As long as there's no fairness involved. I am not dealing with that this week."
Today was Tuesday. The party was Saturday.
M.E. pulled an all nighter that night. She thought and finally came up with something at about oh, 5:30 AM. She didn't have anyone to tell, because her friends obviously lived in other dorms. So, trying not to wake Ginny and Hermione, she put on a cloak and tiptoed out into the common room.
She was planning to go to the Hufflepuff common room, which was in the basement. Abby had given her the password, which was really odd. It was Sluggers. That's what happens when you let a blonde chose the password.
She got to the door, and went down the flight of stairs, and got to the still live of Helga Hufflepuff. She ran through the common room, which for being in the basement was very homey and inviting. She went down the tunnels that led to the dormitories. She rubbed her feet, because she had forgotten to put on shoes. She got to the perfectly round doors, which they had found the circumference of once. M.E. rushed into the room, and went to Abby's bedside; she took her shoulders and shook her awake.
"Abby! Oh my god, I have a plan!" she said, shaking Abby.
Abby, having awesome reflexes, punched M.E. in the nose.
"Owwww!" She screamed.
"M.E., I'm so sorry!" Abby said, "You shouldn't have woken me up! I thought you were a stalker!"
"Why would a stalker be in your dorm at five am?" M.E. said.
"Umm, because I'm awesome!" Abby said, like it was obvious.
"Okay……." M.E. said.
"So, what's the plan?" Abby said, sitting up in her bed.
"Well, I'll convince Harry to take Luna to Slugger's party, and Cassie will take Neville. Then we get Neville and Luna all prettied up. We get them to the middle of the dance floor and dim the lights and viola! Instant couple!" M.E. said.
"M.E., stop spitting word vomit at me at five am, or else I'll chop your head off with the rust ax under my bed." Abby said.
(Two hours later)
Once Abby was in a better mood (which was when she wasn't annoyed and had a decent amount of sleep) the plan was in motion.
M.E. sat down at the Gryffindor table, and winked at her friends in turn.
"Harry!!!" she said.
"What!" he whined.
"Well, would you take Luna to the party? I mean, you had fun last year."
"Sure, but, I'm going to still talk to my girlfriend, right?" He meant Ginny, of course.
M.E. sent Neville a note that said:
"Phase 1 complete; meet us in the Gryffindor common room on Friday night for phase 2."
OMG, I'm so sorry for a short chapter. More to come this weekend!!