Disclaimer: My idea, but Warriors is Erin Hunter's, all three of them.

Bold is me talking to you.

Warrior Cat moments: Idiotic Names

"I, Shadowstar, leader of ShadowClan, call upon my warrior ancestors to look down on this apprentice. He has trained hard to understand the ways of you noble code, and I commend him to you as a warrior in his turn. Nightpaw, do you promise to uphold the warrior code and to protect the Clan, even at the cost of your life?"

"I do," Nightpaw mewed.

"Then by the powers of StarClan I give you your warrior name. Nightpaw, from this moment on you will be know as, Nightlight. StarClan honors your bravery, and justice, and we welcome you as a full warrior of ShadowClan"

"Nightlight, Nightlight, Nightlight!"

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Starlight went into the Moonstone(This is in the old territory) at a fast pace. Once she was up to the stone, she pressed her nose to it and went to StarClan.

"Hello Starlight," the leader before her, Thunderstar, said.

"Hello, Thunderstar," Starlight meowed to him. She went through with her lives, the first and fifth being the most painfull.

"Now, Starlight, you are officially the leader of ThunderClan. I hail you by your new name, Starstar." Thunderstar yowled.

"Starstar, Starstar, Starstar!"

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"I, Riverstar, leader of RiverClan, call upon my warrior ancestors to look down on this apprentice. He has trained hard to understand the ways of you noble code, and I commend him to you as a warrior in his turn. Mousepaw, do you promise to uphold the warrior code and to protect the Clan, even at the cost of your life?"

"I do" Mousepaw meowed confidately.

"Then by the powers of StarClan I give you your warrior name. Mousepaw, from this moment on you will be know as, Mousebrain. StarClan honors your speed, and good swimming, and we welcome you as a full warrior of RiverClan"

"Mousebrain, Mousebrain, Mousebrain!"

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"I, Windstar, leader of WindClan, call upon my warrior ancestors to look down on this apprentice. She has trained hard to understand the ways of you noble code, and I commend her to you as a warrior in her turn. Turtlepaw, do you promise to uphold the warrior code and to protect the Clan, even at the cost of your life?"

"I do," Turtlepaw meowed.

"Then by the powers of StarClan I give you your warrior name. Turtlepaw, from this moment on you will be know as, Turtleflight. StarClan honors your honesty, and swiftness, and we welcome you as a full warrior of WindClan"

"Turtleflight, Turtleflight, Turtleflight!"