Disclaimer: I dont own RENT

Roger was bored and no one was home to talk to so Roger had an idea he was going to Prank call EVERYONE

"Hello?" Roger asked as he made his first call

"Life Cafe this is Shannon speaking" Shannon said

"Hi Is Mark Cohen there?" Roger asked

"Hold on lemme see" She told him as he asked the room

"Yes he is" Shannon replied

"May I speak to him?" Roger asked

"Certainly" Shannon said as mark came to the phone

"Hello?" Mark asked

"Hi is this Mark Cohen?" Roger asked

"Yes it is" Mark told him

"Hi This is Dr.Phil and I'm calling to let you know that I heard you like to film and I'm offering you a FREE camera" Roger said in a Dr.Phillish Voice

"OMG!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY?" Mark screamed

"Yes Really" Roger said in a Dr. Phil voice

"Ok so what do I have to do Dr.Phil?" Mark asked

"Ok heres what you do...Take your Camera outside and smash it on the street" Roger instructed

"Ok Hold on" Mark told him as you hear it smash in the backround

"Ok I did it" Mark told him as he came back

"Good Job Mark and let me be the first to say congrads on winning a Dr.Phil Pen and a BRAND NEW MICROWAVE come by the studio to pick it up" Roger said

"YAY!!!!...Wait...WTF? Did you say Microwave?" Mark asked

"Yes I did and a pen" Roger said as Dr.Phil

"YOU FUCKER! I SMASHED MY CAMERA! BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING A NEW ONE NOT A MICROWAVE AND A PEN!" Mark yelled

"Thats no way to talk to Dr.Phil you bastard just for that I'm taking back my microwave now all you have is a stupid pen!" Roger yelled in his normal voice

"Yeah well I dont want that pen and anoth---Roger? Is that you? YOU TOLD ME TO SMASH MY CAMERA AND YOU RUINED MY DREAMS WAIT UNTIL I GET HOME ROGER DAVIS!" Mark yelled and hung up

"Oh shit I really wish I had keys to lock that door telling him to do that was a bad idea Oh well who should I call next..." Roger said to himself

Seriously guys who should Roger call next and what should he say let me know.