Joker's Back

(Tune: "Finale")

(Villains)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

(Riddler, spoken)

Joker!

(Scarecrow, spoken)

Joker's back!

(Ivy, spoken. She sounds disgusted)

Joker?

(Two Face, spoken; surprised)

He's okay!

(Mad Hatter, spoken)

He's all right!

(Villains)

Joker's back, he was caught like that

But he's fine, let's shout!

Make a fuss; scream it out, WHEE!

(Male Villains)

Joker's back, in Arkham within

To be reunited with Harley Quinn...

(Joker)

It's great to be home!

(Batman)

Have a nice stay.

(Joker)

I will for now!

(Robin)

Well, now. What's this?

They seem to get along

(Batgirl)

I know.

It somehow seems all wrong!

Batman?

(Batman)

There's peace in Gotham now

(Robin)

That's great.

We'll keep it there, I vow.

(Villains)

It's the Underworld, Underworld, Underworld, Underworld, Underworld---

(Joker)

What's this? What's this? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Robin and Batgirl leave. Batman leads Joker to a cell. Joker makes him stop at Harley's cell for a final verse.)

(Joker)

My dearest girl, if you don't mind

I'd like to join you by your side.

Where we can gaze right through the bars---

(Harley joins in)

And sit together, now and forever.

For it is plain, as anyone can see.

We're here for eternity.

(Batman then marches the Joker along to his cell. Cue the curtain call.)