"You know…" Sakura put her spoon back into the ramen and cast a thoughtful look sideways at Sasuke, who was currently scowling at his untouched bowl. "Have you noticed that there's something…something weird going on between Iruka-sensei and Kakashi-sensei?"
"Whaaat?" Naruto looked up at her with wide eyes. "What do you mean?"
"Well…" Sakura blushed lightly. "I mean…it seems like Kakashi-sensei's always around, you know? And the other day, I stopped by Kakashi-sensei's house to drop off those books he borrowed me and Iruka-sensei was there. And they…" She hesitated. "They looked kind of…I don't know…red…"
Sasuke looked interested. "Hmm. I've never really paid attention, but...now that I think about it, you're right."
"Hmmmmm" Naruto's face screwed up in thought. Finally, he scowled. "You don't think…"
"What?" Sakura asked slowly.
"You don't think he's…bugging Iruka-sensei, do you?" Naruto yelped. "Kakashi-sensei's such a pervert…"
"He is, isn't he?" Sakura said distastefully. "He's always reading those books…"
"Hm." Sasuke tried to look like he didn't care, but a glimmer of worry showed in his dark eyes. "Maybe…maybe we should check."