Yoshi Gets Ticked
Yoshizilla: Do you ever hate it when you feel like you're being rushed? I do, and that's precisely the reason that this fanfic exits. Well, it's suppose to be the 2600th fanfic of the Super Smash Brothers category, so you could say that I want a record. SHADDAP!!! (leaves)
Disclaimer: Yoshi and Jigglypuff and Super Smash Brothers belong to Nintendo and are fully owned by Nintendo. Enough said.
It was your typical boring, warm, and sunny day in Nintendo City, in the center was Oval Park, the location of the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, blah blah blah...
Yoshi was watching some random news about Coca-Cola on the wide-screen, high-definition television set in the living room on the first main floor of the interior of the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, when suddenly Jigglypuff popped up in front of the green Yoshisaurus. Yoshi screamed, and he whacked Jigglypuff across the face with his tail. Jigglypuff moaned, and she got up, rubbing her head.
Yoshi sighed. "Jigglypuff, why exactly did you do that?" He asked, his right eye twitching.
Jigglypuff smiled, shrugging. "Oh, I don't know!" She giggled, attempting to annoy Yoshi. "Anyway, what are ya planning today?"
Yoshi stared blankly at Jigglypuff. "Well, I'm going to go upstairs and play with my Nintendo 64, I'm going to probably start a dancing competition, and..." He fumed, getting up from the big, red couch, his hands on his hips. "You know, why are you even asking me this?"
Jigglypuff started to poke at Yoshi's stomach, smiling annoyingly. "Tee hee hee! Your stomach is so squishy!"
Yoshi growled, his hands turning into fists. "Jigglypuff..."
Jigglypuff started hopping around Yoshi, sining merrily. "Lalalalala..."
Yoshi screamed in anger, picking up Jigglypuff and tossing the pink puffball out of the window, before he stormed upstairs to play with his Nintendo 64 system. Jigglypuff moaned in pain, her left foot twitching.