The Real Life of a Deranged Psychopath

This is going to be a collection of some of Itachi's most odd ball an OC moments. I hope you enjoy and have a laugh. Keep in mind the paring doesn't necessarily mean there will be a romance.

Moment Paring

Itachi/Kisame

How Itachi Spends His Mornings

Kisame groaned as he rolled over and looked at the clock. 5:48 blinked at him and he knew he wouldn't be able to fall back to sleep again. His back popped as he got up stretching as he went and pulled on some pants over his boxers. He padded out into the hallway walking down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee.

Everything was black and Kisame looked blearily at the counter in search of the coffee pot. He reached up and grabbed a mug off the wall hook picked up the pot of roasted heaven and moved to poor it when he froze. The coffee spilled everywhere burning his hands.

From behind him came a sound. He turned slowly to see Itachi sitting in a chair at the table, in the dark, his sharingan blazing. Staring at him.

Itachi lifted his cup back up to his lips. "Slurp!" And Kisame dropped the coffee pot.

The red gazed dropped to the floor and glared. "I wanted some of that." Itachi sounded murderous as he looked at down at his half empty cup.

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Your Fucked Up Authoress, Kuro Tenka