Magic, Traitors and Jutsu, oh my!

Written By: Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR

Summary: Sasuke and Naruto are about to finish their fight at the Valley of the End, until Orochimaru and Kabuto interfere, sending them all to Mahora Academy! NaruXHaru SasuX??? KabuX??? OroX??? Crossover with Negima.

Hey, all! I've finally gotten around to creating this fic! I've seen very few Naruto-Negima Crossovers, and even fewer good ones. I hope mine becomes one of the good ones! Here we go! And you read right. Kabuto and Orochimaru WILL get together with some ladies before the end.


Well, this is odd...

Naruto and Sasuke were staring each other down from across the waterfall at the Valley of the End. Both of them had put their all into their fight, and they each had only just enough Chakra for one final attack.

Sasuke almost couldn't believe that Naruto had gotten this far so quickly. He not only managed to survive against the Sharingan and Curse Mark, but he even underwent a transformation of his own. Sasuke couldn't fathom what that Red Chakra around Naruto was, but for some reason, it gave the illusion that he had fox-ears and a tail.

Naruto on the other hand couldn't believe what his best friend had become. He had much longer hair (which was white now), his skin was dark purple, and he had two Hand-like wings sprouting from his back. To Naruto, Sasuke looked like some kind of Fallen Angel.

Unknown to either of them, they were not alone.

Spying upon them from a hidden location was the duo of Orochimaru, and his right-hand man, Kabuto. Orochimaru had insisted that the two go to make sure that Sasuke made it to Otokagure in perfect condition.

"Ah. It seems that Sasuke-kun has brought out the second level of the Curse Mark. I never would have guessed that he would have so much trouble against the 'Dobe' Naruto-kun," Orochimaru said upon seeing Sasuke.

"Well, I learned the hard way that you should NEVER underestimate Naruto-kun, Orochimaru-sama. …But it appears that they are both talking to each other," Kabuto observed.

"Well, Sasuke… it looks like we're both at the last of our Chakra," Naruto began. "I only have enough Chakra for one more attack. …You're probably the same way, aren't you?"

"…" Sasuke didn't reply. Instead, he began to make the hand signs for the Chidori.

"Heh, I thought so," Naruto said, holding his right hand away from himself. A few seconds later, a blue sphere of light began to build into the palm of it.

After Sasuke finished his hand signs, a ball of dark purple electricity appeared in his hand, making the sound of 1000 birds chirping. "Chidori!" Sasuke shouted out the name of his attack.

Naruto also completed his attack. "Rasengan!" Naruto shouted out as well. "Now… let's end this, teme!"

"This doesn't look good. Both those attacks are at full power. If they hit each other with them, then they'll both die," Kabuto said.

"I know. Sasuke-kun is far too valuable to me to die, and I may have some use for Naruto-kun. …Kabuto, you know what to do," Orochimaru said.

"Hai, Orochimaru-sama." Kabuto replied.

Naruto and Sasuke glared at each other for a few seconds. Then finally, they both jumped towards each other, attacks poised and ready to bring the bastard back (in Naruto's case), and finish off his rival once and for all (in Sasuke's case).

"SASUKE!" Naruto shouted.

"NARUTO!" Sasuke shouted.

"Okay, Kabuto! NOW!" Orochimaru shouted.

Both he and Kabuto rushed to stand right under the space where the two Konoha shinobi would collide. After they made it there, Kabuto quickly made hand signs, shouting out, "Kuchiyose: Rashomon!"

After Kabuto called out the name, a huge gate with a demonic face appeared, thrusting in between the startled Naruto and Sasuke.

"What the…" Sasuke said, not believing what he was seeing.

"What the hell is this?!" Naruto shouted out.

"This gate can withstand nearly any type of attack. After it repels yours, Sasuke-kun will come with us! And you? I'm sure I'll find a use for you..." Orochimaru said with an evil smile on his face.

Both of the attacks collided with the Rashomon head on, creating an incredible flash of light.

…The only problem was that the light was getting bigger.

"What the…What's going on?!" Orochimaru shouted out over the wind that the backlash of the two attacks caused.

"I…I have no idea, Orochimaru-sama!" Kabuto shouted.

Before the four knew what was happening, the light had engulfed all of them.

Kakashi and Pakkun were racing towards the battle sight, determined to bring both Naruto and Sasuke back in one piece.

"I just hope that we're not too late…" Kakashi thought to himself.

Soon, both Kakashi and the Dog Summon could see two figures in the air, charging at each other.

"Is that… Naruto and Sasuke…?" Kakashi said, trying to get a better look.

All of a sudden, a demonic looking wall sprouted up between them, blocking their attacks as they both collided with it.

Suddenly, a bright light exploded from the collision, and threatened to blind them as they got closer.

"What in the world?!" Kakashi said, covering his uncovered eye.

"What is this light?!" Pakkun growled, doing the same.

Soon, the light died down enough for Kakashi and the Dog Summon to see clearly. But the two figures were gone.

"I don't know what that was, but it couldn't have been good. Pakkun, do you still have their scent?" Kakashi asked his partner.

"…That's the weird thing. I had both of their scents as clear as day. But now… it's like they vanished off the face of the earth!" Pakkun replied.

"Vanished? How could that be?" Kakashi inquired.

"I'm not sure… but before they all disappeared, I smelled Orochimaru's scent mixed with theirs…" Pakkun said gravely.

"What?! If that's true… then Naruto is in trouble… I don't think that there is more we can do at this point. We must go help the others, and inform Hokage-sama what happened," Kakashi said.

"Right!" Pakkun replied, as the two began to rush back towards Konoha.

'Be safe, Naruto…' Kakashi thought.

Ten-year old Negi Springfield (teacher of Mahora Academy, and Wizard in Secret) was having a hell of a time. Not only had his group managed to obtain a rare magic book in the deepest recess of Library Island, but now they were being chased by the guardian of said book.

His group consisted of Nagase Kaede (the Kunochi in secret…sort of), Ayase Yue (the Cool Slacker and Book lover), Ku Fei (The Martial Arts Champion of Mahora Academy), Sasaki Makie (the talented, yet childish, Rhythmic Gymnast), Konoe Konoka (the friendly Fortune Teller, and one of Negi's roommates), and finally Kagurazaka Asuna (Negi's closest ally, and the only one who knew about him being a wizard. Also one of Negi's roommates).

They were currently rushing up a LONG stair case, having to answer questions to get through doors as they ran from the HUGE stone guardian that was chasing them to get the book back.

"Man! We've been running for at least half an hour! Where is the damn exit?!" Asuna shouted.

"Look ahead! I think I see an elevator coming up!" Konoka replied.

And indeed, there was an elevator coming up. The whole group was very happy to see this.

"All right! Now we can get away from Mr. Stony back there!" Makie cheered.

"What luck! Wouldn't you say, de gozaru?" Kaede said, carrying Yue, who had sprained her ankle on the way up.

"Yes, good luck indeed!" Ku Fei replied.

"Okay, let's get on it!" Negi said, pushing the up button when they got next to the elevator.

As soon as it opened, they all rushed into it.

"And we are outta here!" Yue cheered!"

But much to their dismay, a sign on the side of the elevator said, Occupancy Overlimited.

"Ah, come ON!" Asuna groaned.

"We're too heavy! We need to lose some weight, and FAST!" Makie shouted.

"Maybe if we took off our clothes, de gozaru?" Kaede suggested.

"Sounds good to me!" Asuna replied, beginning to remove her clothing.

As the rest of the girls did the same, Negi (blushing madly) covered his eyes so that he wouldn't see it. 'Boy, ANY excuse…' He thought.

By the time that nearly half of the girls were down to their panties, the elevator still wasn't moving.

"IT'S NOT WORKING," Asuna stated the obvious, covering her naked chest.

Heh, heh. Too bad. So close, and yet so far… The stone guardian boosted, appearing in front of the elevator.

"EEK! Mr. Stones-a-lot caught up with us!" Makie screamed.

"This bad…" Ku Fei muttered, ready to fight.

All of a sudden, Negi rushed out of the elevator, ready to take on the Golem.

"Negi?! What the heck are you doing?!" Asuna shouted.

"Asuna-san… you guys get out of here and take the test! I'll hold off this golem for as long as I can!" Negi replied.

Ha! What do you think YOU can do? Without your magic, you don't stand a chance! The Golem sneered.

'Magic?' The girls, other than Asuna, thought.

"I may not. But I won't allow you to harm my students!" Negi said bravely.

'Negi…' Asuna thought.

Very well. If I have to crush you before the girls, then so be it! The Golem launched it's fist towards Negi.

"NEGI!" The girls shouted.

Negi closed his eyes, waiting for the end.

But before the Golem's fist reached him, he felt himself being snatched back into the elevator by Asuna!"

"A-Asuna-san..." He stuttered.

"What's the point of passing the test if you're not there to praise us for passing in the first place?!" Asuna snapped. "Are you trying to act like a grown-up? Well congratulations, you're about as dumb as an average one."

Then she raised the book high above her head, "If this is what that Golem wants..."

"Asuna! Don't! Stop!" Negi shouted.

"You heard him, Asuna-san! Don't stop!" The girls went.

"Then he can HAVE it!" Asuna finished, throwing the book out of the elevator.

As the book flew towards the Golem, its pages began to fly open, causing a bright light to flood the room.

And just before the book hit the Golem, four figures (Naruto, Sasuke, Kabuto and Orochimaru) launched out of it, crashing into Negi and the startled girls!

AHHHHHH!-!-! The Golem shouted, as it fell to the ground below after being hit by the book.

Without the book in the elevator, it was ready to go. Closing the doors, it began to rise up to the top.

Naruto, Sasuke, Kabuto and Orochimaru began to come to, having been knocked out on the way to wherever it was they were at.

"Uhhh... where am I? And why does the ground feel so...soft?" Naruto said, blinking rapidly.

The others didn't say anything, but they were thinking the same things as well.

"Ahem," Some voices said. Voices that female voices.

The Shinobi looked up... only to see the faces of girls looking down at them, some in amsuement, some in shock, some in embarrasment, and (in Asuna's case), pure MURDER.

It was then that Naruto, Sasuke, Kabuto, and Orochimaru knew why the ground was soft.

It wasn't the ground at all.

Each of the Shinobi had their face in the soft bosom of a girl!

It went in this order. Naruto had his face in Kaede's bosom, Sasuke had his face in Ku Fei's, Kabuto had his in Konoka's and Orochimaru (Lucky/Unlucky bastard) had his in ASUNA'S.

And they each reacted in their own way.

Kabuto and Orochimaru just had blank lookes on their faces.

Sasuke had the decency to blush.

And Naruto...

Naruto had to do all that he could to keep from breaking out in a nosebleed.

"PERVERTS!" Asuna shouted, wacking all of them (Orochimaru in particular) off of the chests, knocking them out in the process.

And that's the first chapter. I hope you enjoyed it. And don't worry, Orochimaru will NOT be getting together with ANY of the girls in Negi's class. It'll be a much older woman he gets with. Anyway, catch you next continue!)