I don't own Katamari Damacy. I am sad.

Yo, Pudding Fiend here. I've decided to start a new fic on the cousin's, who I know everyone loves. I'm only going to put one disclaimer here, so...yeah. Anyways, here's a chapter on Slip. I'm going to have to take a lot of creative license for this, since the descriptions given in the game don't really give you that much to go on.

Hello, my name is Slip. Nice to meet you.

I have a cousin named the Prince; he's quite famous, you know. I saw him on TV last night, as I was getting ready for bed. It was nice to see my second-cousin get the attention he deserves, he does such hard work. As for me, well...people don't notice me very much. Just last night, Nik sat on me when I was watching TV. He didn't hear me when I tried to get him off, but it didn't hurt, so it was okay. I really hope the King of All Cosmos doesn't sit on me, though. That would hurt.

This morning, I decided to go out and greet the fans. I know that they aren't my fans, but some are pretty nice, so I like to say hello. I bumped into Opeo on my way; I hope he wasn't hurt. Then again, I don't think I could've hurt him if I tried. I don't hit very hard; usually I get blown away before I can do any real damage. Actually, that did happen; right after I bumped into Odeo. I went flying for a while; the stars are really quite pretty; well, the stars that are there, anyways. Macho caught me before I went too far. Macho may look scary, but he's really quite nice. He helped me get back to the Meadow, where I found a fan in need of attention. I decided to help her; turns out her son's room needed cleaning.

I helped a few other people after that, then decided to take a lunch break. I had miso soup today, which was quite delicious. Can-Can and Daisy were arguing about something, quite fiercely too. So fierce that Can-Can's head set on fire. Thankfully, Daisy used her milk to get it out before Can-Can started to panic (Last time that happened, the entire meadow was on fire. It took quite a long time before it was set out). I went back to work after that; you wouldn't believe how demanding those fans are!

After a long day, I was ready to hit the sack. I got ready for bed again, although I had to get Beyond off of me before I could get to the washroom. I brushed my teeth and cleaned my face, then got into my futon. I hope Macho doesn't start snoring again, it's quite loud. Well, good night then.

So, how did you like it? Any requests on who I should do next? No cousins from Me & My Katamari or Beautiful Katamari (if there are any new cousins in that; I'm not sure.) please. Just cousin's from Katamari Damacy and We ♥ Katamari, because I don't own the other two.