As chapitter free... er, chapter three, of MWB is all dark and scary-like - and pretty much all flashbacks - and i couldn't think of a funny oneshot to put here instead (taking too long), I came up with this song!

YAY SONGS!

Peter: ff-kh-luvrgrl does not own anything you recognize, except the MWB plot-ish stuff

me: ON--

Peter: WITH THE FIC!!!!

OoO

MWB: ch 3: The 12 days of my return!

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ON THE FIRST DAY OF MY RETURN, MY REVIEWERS GAVE TO ME!!!!!!!

ONE SLAAAAAP IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE!

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ON THE SECOND DAY OF MY RETURN, MY REVIEWERS GAVE TO ME:

TWO BLACK EYES!!!!!!!

AND A SLAAAAAP IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE!

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ON THE THIRD DAY OF MY RETURN, MY REVIEWERS GAVE TO ME:

THREE MAGICKS USED!!!!!!! (dang, was that Lulu?!)

TWO BLACK EYES,

AND A SLAAAAAP IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE!

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ON THE FOURTH DAY OF MY RETURN, MY REVIEWERS GAVE TO ME:

FOUR ROTTEN TOMATOES, (tomatoes, what did i ever do to you besides eat you?!)

THREE MAGICKS USED,

TWO BLACK EYES,

AND A SLAAAAAP IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE! (a little help? i'm getting pretty beat up here!)

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ON THE FIFTH DAY OF MY RETURN, MY REVIEWERS GAVE TO ME:

FIVE POIIISONED COOOOOKES!!!! (coke! why have you betrayed me!!)

FOUR ROTTEN TOMATOES,

THREE MAGICKS USED, (easy with the thundaga!!)

TWO BLACK EYES, (i think i'm BLIND now!)

AND A SLAAAAAP IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE!

ON THE SIXTH DAY OF MY RETURN, MY REVIEWERS GAVE TO ME:

SIX UNDEAD ZOMBIES!!!!! (eww... they're drooling slime!)

FIVE POIIISONED COOOOOKES! (...they look okay... maybe i'll still drink 'em.)

FOUR ROTTEN TOMATOES,

THREE MAGICKS USED,

TWO BLACK EYES,

AND A SLAAAAAP IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE!

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF MY RETURN, MY REVIEWERS GAVE TO ME:

SEVEN ANGRY BISHIES!!!!! (i'm SORRY! it was for the story, i SWEAR!!!!)

SIX UNDEAD ZOMBIES,

FIVE POIIISONED COOOOOKES!

FOUR ROTTEN TOMATOES,

THREE MAGICKS USED,

TWO BLACK EYES,

AND A SLAAAAAP IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE!

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ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF MY RETURN, MY REVIEWERS GAVE TO ME:

EIGHT BROKEN BONES!!! (not including the ones from the bishies)

SEVEN ANGRY BISHIES,

SIX UNDEAD ZOMBIES,

FIVE POIIISONED COOOOOKES! (...a sip couldn't hurt, right?)

FOUR ROTTEN TOMATOES,

THREE MAGICKS USED, (reflect, please? anyone?)

TWO BLACK EYES,

AND A SLAAAAAP IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE!

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ON THE NINTH DAY OF MY RETURN, MY REVIEWERS GAVE TO ME:

NINE POINTY SWORDS!!!! (my tummy hurts now...)

EIGHT BROKEN BONES,

SEVEN ANGRY BISHIES

SIX UNDEAD ZOMBIES,

FIVE POIIISONED COOOOOKES!

FOUR ROTTEN TOMATOES, (blech! they taste bad!)

THREE MAGICKS USED,

TWO BLACK EYES,

AND A SLAAAAAP IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE!

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ON THE TENTH DAY OF MY RETURN, MY REVIEWERS GAVE TO ME:

TEN PISSED-OFF BIKERS!!! (...scary...((whimper)) mommy...)

NINE POINTY SWORDS, (hey! i'm 'holey' now! just like George Weasley!)

EIGHT BROKEN BONES,

SEVEN ANGRY BISHIES,

SIX UNDEAD ZOMBIES, (they keep loosing limbs! it's gross!)

FIVE POIIISONED COOOOOKES! (...they look fine...)

FOUR ROTTEN TOMATOES,

THREE MAGICKS USED, (on me!)

TWO BLACK EYES, (i can't see the keyboard...)

AND A SLAAAAAP IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE!

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ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF MY RETURN, MY REVIEWERS GAVE TO ME:

ELEVEN MUTILATED BARBIES!!!! (...why do they all look like me?)

TEN PISSED-OFF BIKERS,

NINE POINTY SWORDS, (very pointy!)

EIGHT BROKEN BONES,

SEVEN ANGRY BISHIES,

SIX UNDEAD ZOMBIES,

FIVE POIIISONED COOOOOKES! (they were yummy! ...poisoned?! crap! i forgot!)

FOUR ROTTEN TOMATOES, (they weren't that rotten...)

THREE MAGICKS USED, (ultima hurts...)

TWO BLACK EYES,

AND A SLAAAAAP IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE! (i think my face is now permanently red)

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ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF MY RETURN, MY REVIEWERS GAVE TO ME!!!!!!!

TWELVE AN-GRY REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!! (i said i was sorry!)

ELEVEN MUTILATED BARBIES,

TEN PISSED-OFF BIKERS,

NINE POINTY SWORDS! (and they hurt!)

EIGHT BROKEN BONES,

SEVEN ANGRY BISHIES,

SIX UNDEAD ZOMBIES,

FIVE POIIIIIISONED COOOOOOOOOOOOKES! (cokes)

FOUR ROTTEN TOMATOES,

THREE MAGICKS USED, (on me!)

TWO BLACK EYES,

AND A SLAAAAAAAAP IN THE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

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(and I think i'm dead now. though i'm impressed with the amount of damage i sustained before dying!)

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OoO

me: ((pouts)) Peter said my line.

Peter: sorry

me; my line the one i say before EVERY FIC!!!!!!

peter: ((getting scared))

me: it's my LAST LINE before the fic starts!!! and you STOLE IT!!!!!

peter: ((thinks quickly)) chocolate? ((timidly holds out peice of chocolate))

me: ((gasp)) CHOCOLATE!!! ((grabs)) thankyou! ((eats))

Peter: ((still scared))

me: ((glomps)) i lub you!

peter: O.o please review!