Ok... this just would not go away...

Disclaimer: The title is 'borrowed' from James Bond, anything else you recognise is from Monty Python (either Holy Grail or Spamalot)

Never say Ni

Never say Ni

If you haven't got a shrubbery.

Never ask a Frenchman for the Grail

If you aren't prepared for an animal-hail.

Never underestimate a rabbit

If it has fangs and there are bones around it.

Never assume someone to be dead

If you haven't bashed in their head.

Never start to sing

In the castle of the swamp-king.

Never eat spam a lot

If you aren't in Camelot.