Oh, no! What we gonna do?

The idiot named Daniel's interferin' again

Oh, no! What we gonna do?

We gotta get him outta here.

Oh, no! What we gonna do?

The one named Daniel's helpin' lowers again

Oh, no! What we gonna do?

We gotta get him outta here.

We could throw him into space

We could let him rot in "stasis"

We could drag him through a wormhole

Have him stuck between the 'gates

We could freeze him in the pod

In the post in the Artic

Then we'll all sit back and watch him meet

A furious Jaffa

We could put him on an Asgard ship

And send him off to Thor

With a nonsense tablet to translate

A book without a word

We could give him Ancient text

Take them all away

Or we could fill his ears with coffee

And his nostrils with Jell-O

We could use him as a footstool

Or a table to make weapons on

Then argue over them and never use them

And forget all about him!

Or! (whispering)

I like it!

It's not really sneaky!

And it just…

Might…

Work!

We could use him as a footstool

Or a table to make weapons on

Then argue over them and never use them

And forget all about him!

A/N: I love reviewers and live for constructive criticism!