"ONCE upon the time there was a young, extremely talented, soft spoken, extraordinarily attractive writer that went by the name of Grimly Dandy. Grimly posted her stories online whenever she could and was very loyal to her equally talented and attractive fans. Then one day, Grimly suddenly stopped posting her stories online and never replied to her fans' emails. It was as if she fell off the face of the earth, never to be heard of again..."

- Frantic footsteps are heard in the hallway. They increase in volume until the door bursts open and GRIMLY DANDY enters the room -

GRIMLY DANDY: (pant, pant) I'M BACK! (pant, pant) Now let's get down to business. Just let me (pant) ...catch my breath

- Collapses onto the floor -

GREETINGS FELLOW WRITERS, READERS, AND FANFICTION ADORERS

As you may have noticed, I haven't been on for quite a while. One and a half years in fact.

If you haven't noticed this, then like me, you also fell off the face of the earth and only now checking whats new in the internet world.

...

Well, to tell you the truth I didn't literally fall off the face of the earth. I'll give you a short summary of what happened while I was absent:

- Computer crashes -

GRIMLY DANDY: FUUUUUU-

- While the computer is getting fixed, Grimly finds some now hobbies to help cope, including extra school work, writing original stories instead of fanfiction, planning for post secondary education, having emotional breakdowns, reconnecting with old friends, having mental breakdowns, being forced to get a driver's lisence, more breakdowns, etc.

Some of you are probably expecting a more realistic/detailed/serious explanation for my severe procrastination but this story is in the humor/parody section so it would be a slap in HARREH POTTAH's face if I were to suddenly give a serious explanation that included detailed stories of mental breakdowns and family emergencies in an unfunny light.

WITH THAT BEING SAID, I apologize a gazillion to all of you and not replying to any of the reviews or emails that I have recieved, I hope you understand. Furthermore, I am trying to get back into the fanfiction business, I'M NOT MAKING ANY PROMISES, but believe when I say I'm trying. Some of my stories might be long, others might just be oneshots, some will be serious, and others will be effing hilarious...

And before you all ask if I am going to continue writing HARREH POTTAH, it pains me to tell that no, I won't. I've simply run out of ideas on how to continue this story. My apologies if this has inconvenienced you in any way.

And on that happy note, I bid you all adue, and hope to hear from you all soon.

Zay gezunt!