A/N: fook u!!!!!!!!!
sly and his firend and murry were playing shoot those fuckers up for the ps3. sly was holding a cup holder
"SHIT!!! why are you cheating?????????" murry said.
"I am so fucking better..." sly said. sly had a devious fucking look on his fucking face. he hid the key under his cushon.
"you have anger managment." nently, bentlys cousin who was visiting said.
"shut the fuck up you retard. murry will get mad and break a wall and turn fucking evile." bently said.
"you are right nently. I need help. I will get my anger checked."
bently then conspired to kill nently. murry left to get anger managment.
"i wish i could kIll murry." sly siad."But hunting is illegal."
sly went to make hunting legal. he climbed the pole of justice and jumped on the platform. he pulled the lever and switched it to legal.
"heheheheheh..." sly said.
"what sly didnt' know was that it is sly cooper season." carmelita said.
"ZIP!!" sly said as he ran aaway."
carmeltia coulnt find sly.
"i need that doodad." carmelita said.
"the key?!?!" Rigsy said
"no, that is for slys destny." carmeltia said.
"what carmelta didnt' know was that it is carmeltia season." sly said.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!OO!O!O!O!O!O!O!O!O!O" carmeltia said as she jumped.
"sorry, save it for later shitcake!" sly said as he killed Rigsy and stole his piece of the puzzle.
"now to save the core of the universe "sly said. he bought four 4 wheeled ATVs and drove down.
"why did I spend so much. BWBABBBABABBABABA!" sly cried like a baby.
he put the door into the doorhole. he saved the world.
"SLY SLY SLY SLY SLY SLY SLY!" the people said once he got to the top,
sly went home.
sly bought a mountain bike. he was happy