Hellur my friends!

I'm soooooo sorry that chapter 25 took so long!

I almost decided to abandon the story, BUT I DIDN'T!!

WAHAHAHAHA!! SELF-CONTROL!!

TAKE THAT YOU PUNKASS BITCHES!

Uhm... sorry for that outburst... yeah...


"What do you think it is?"

"I'm not sure..."

"What do you think it says on the front?"

"Well, a few letters are backwards and stuff, but I think it says 'Death Note'."

Itachi bent and picked the small black notebook up, and Kisame couldn't help noticing the Uchiha's ass through the coat. "What do you think it does?"

"I have no idea..." Kisame flashed a toothy smile, wrapping his arm around Itachi's waist, "If it doesn't help us kill people then it doesn't matter."

Itachi groaned and dropped it, opting for sex with his big, blue partner.

Meanwhile...

Ryuk crouched in the bushes near the two Akatsuki members, whispering angrily, "Damn stupid idiots..."


Nara : NEENJA RAPE!!

Editor : What?

Nara : I SAID NEENJA RAAAAAPPPEEEEE!!1!!111!!

Editor : ... Why are you spelling it that way? And what's with the ones? ...rape?

Nara : ...

Editor : Nara-hime? Are y-

Nara : It's rape with neenjas. I say neenja 'cause I'm azn.

Editor : Azn? You mean asian? Besides, you're not technically-

Nara : I'M PINOY, THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH!!

Editor : Wait, is it pinoy or pinay?

Nara : ...kiss my ass.