Flabbergasted Phenomenon

Summary: "This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire," was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, "I'm going to have a baby."

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse. I just own the scenarios where I thrust my favorite vampire and his family and the love of his life! Yay for me!


"Are you sleeping?"

I cracked one eye open slowly, and then the other. "Just barely," I murmured, looking up into the topaz eyes that were staring at me apologetically.

"Sorry, it can wait."

"I'm already awake, what's up?" I covered my mouth as an involuntary yawn escaped my lips. To force myself to stay awake, I sat up on one arm and looked down at my vampiric husband. He sighed quietly, I wasn't expecting that, and sat up with me.

"Why are you doing this?"

I began to panic, my pulse throbbing quickly. "Doing what?" Did I do something wrong? Is he unsatisfied with me?

Almost immediately I was in Edward's arms. "You're doing it again. You're trying to make everyone else happy."

"Alice?" I offered.

"She planned your wedding and she set the date extremely early; July 25th Bella? She spent way more than you expected, and now you've agreed to be changed closer to your birthday? Why?"

I looked up at Edward. Does that mean he wants me changed faster, or does he want me to be happy? It's not like I'm unhappy, I am married to the most wonderful man on the planet, grudgingly, and I did agree to be changed later…Am I unhappy? "I'd rather Alice be appeased," I finally said, knowing that Edward took note of my hesitancy.

"It's not about Alice anymore, it about you." He leaned closer to me, and I swayed as he lightly breathed on my face. If he was trying to get me to go back on my word with Alice, he was succeeding.

I struggled to say something coherent, and it took a moment before I said, "Obviously something good is going to come out of this."

"As we speak, she is currently translating the entire Declaration of Independence into Latin, and before that, she was engaging in activities that I'd rather not listen to."

I cocked my head to the side and whispered, "She's hiding something from you?"

"Thank you, captain obvious," Edward said, rolling his eyes at me. I huffed and crossed my arms over my chest. I tried to retort by saying something witty and sarcastic, but all I managed was a not-so-angry yawn. Edward laughed and kissed my forehead. "Go to sleep," he commanded, gently moving away from me.

"Love you," I said, kissing him lightly. I laid back down and closed my eyes. Edward's arms immediately encompassed my waist, and he nuzzled my neck. I sighed quietly and kissed his fingers before drifting back to sleep. Distantly I heard my lullaby being hummed in the background, and I smiled at the song.


BB/N: I'm back, and hopefully, my reviewers will be back too! It's great to be writing again, and hopefully I'll be updating regularly. I'll be darned if this isn't finished by next fall!

Bob Bennit