And now, without further delay, heeeeeeeere's the Americans! First up, Mr. Daniels!
Daniels walk onto the stage and sits in the chair of doom.
Announcer: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Daniels: Who's there?
Announcer: Mr. Daniels…he has a short temper.
Daniels: I do not!
Announcer: Do too!
Daniels: Shut yer face!
Announcer: Told ya so. Mr. Daniels…he's a munchkin.
Daniels: I ain't no munchkin!
Announcer: Mr. Daniels…his temper isn't the only thing short about him.
Daniels: You callin' me short?
Announcer: Yep. Shouldn't you get back to Oz, lil' munchkin?
Daniels: Damn it, I ain't no munchkin!
Announcer: Language! Watch your mouth, lil' munchkin!
Daniels: I ain't a munchkin! Stop that!
Announcer: Now you know, Mr. Daniels, a short-tempered munchkin.
Daniels: I AIN'T A MUNCHKIN!!!!!!!
A/N: next up, Henderson!