Finally, Oh Gosh No! Not Another Dance Story comes to a conclusion:


Oh Gosh No! Not Another Dance Story! Chapter 7: The Dance Part III: The Ending of the End

"All right woo! Now that those zombies are gone, it's time for some real music!" Tucker yelled to the audience. He picked up the microphone and began to sing what might just be the worst song ever…

Tucker: We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

"Oh no! He's Rick Roll'ing the entire study body!" Sam screamed in terror. Before Tucker could move on the next verse he was pelted with various foods and the punch bowl, which knocked him unconscious. Everyone sighed in relief now that the singing and zombie attacks had finally ceased. Danny walked up to Sam and the Goth realized the moment she'd been dreading had arrived.

"Umm, a, Sam." Danny said awkwardly, his entire face red.

"Y-yes." The Goth answered, blushing just as badly.

"Earlier you said that you… loved… me?"

"Yeah, but you must have been dreaming, yeah this is all just a dream! And pretty soon the dancing tubas are going to show up and take us to Canada! And then you'll eat lots of ice cream bars and egg salad-"Danny interrupted Sam's rant by kissing her. After finishing the kiss that surely made thousands of rabid DXS fan girls squeal in delight, the parted and stared into each other's eyes.

"If this is a dream, then I never want to wake up." Danny said.

"Oh come on, that was so cheesy! " A girl between 10 and 40 with black hair that had red tips yelled.

"Smallvillegirl2? What the heck are you doing in this story?" Insane Guy of DOOM asked, breaking the fourth wall. (AN: As if it hasn't been broken enough)

"I won the contest, Zombie Abe was signing RE: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton." Smallvillegirl2 answered.

"Oh that's okay then. Have fun!" *coughcough* Anyway back to the story.

The DJ started playing your standard dance story cliché slow song. "May I have this dance?" Danny asked Sam.

"You certainly may." Danny grabbed the Goth's hand and they began to dance all romantic like. (AN: Sorry, I'm not good with describing romantic stuff)

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After the dance had ended and the dead bodies had been taking away by the paramedics Danny walked his new girlfriend home. Upon reaching the Mason Mansion Sam walked into the house and bid Danny farewell. "Thanks Danny, I had a lot of fun tonight." She said as sweetly as she could. And as we all know Sam is anything but sweet it wasn't very sweet at all, but Danny thought it was since he's in love and what not.

"Well, see you tomorrow I guess." Danny replied and started to walk away. Before he even managed to turn around Sam grabbed him the his suit's tie and pulled him inside.

"I think that we both know you're not going anywhere." Sam said seductively. As Danny closed the door I decided it was time to the lovebirds some privacy…

The End


Woo, I finally finished it! I hope it was parody-riffic and cliché-stuffed enough for all of you. Now that the story is done I would like to thank all of the people who reviewed, it was your kind and critiquing words that kept me going. And I would also like to congratulate Smallvillegirl2 on winning the contest even though she doesn't like Danny Phantom anymore. Now it's time to look toward the next Oh Gosh No! story, coming soon from Insane Guy of DOOM!

Also check out "The Past Adventures of Grandma Schmoopy", a new Unforgotten Realms colab story be myself and Pankeryman coming soon to a browser near you!