Disclaimer: Too bad I'm not the goddess of everything Harry Potter. That's envy right there :)

A/N: There's a good reason I'm not writing my shuffle fic, honey, you just haven't figured it out yet. (Panic! reference anyone?) Actually, there is a good reason. I'm supposed to be doing a literary criticism. Why aren't I doing it now? I just had possibly the most evil, annoying, distracting plot bunny I've ever had in my entire life.

A/N to the A/N: So I realize that Wrath isn't bolded. But, until I can find a computer that agrees with the documents editor thing you'll just have to live with it. I hate technology somtimes.

And so begins our tale...

The Seven Deadly Sins of True Harry Potter Fans!



Give me more!

More words!

More angst!

More teenage drama!

This series can't possibly be over!


I don't quite feel like putting the book away just yet...

Maybe one more chapter.


How dare she!

How dare she let this happen!

How dare she let them die!

How dare she come up with something so corny!

How dare she end this series!

How dare she!


Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans!

Fizzing Whizbees!

Acid Pops!

Chocolate Frogs!

Drooble's Best Blowing Gum!

Cockroach Clusters and more!

So much food... so little time...


I've read every book in the whole series.

I've read Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

I've read Quidditch Through the Ages.

I read fanfiction.

I write fanfiction.

I collect Harry Potter collectibles.

I covered my walls with so many Harry Potter posters you can't see it anymore.

I've met J.K. Rowling.

I am the reincarnation of J.K. Rowling.


I wish I were the reincarnation of J.K. Rowling...


Daniel Radcliffe?

Rupert Grint?

Tom Felton?

Robert Pattinson?

Matthew Lewis?

James and Oliver Phelps? (courtesy of lalababee)

Christian Coulsen? (courtesy of Sarah?)

Sean Biggerstaff? (courtesy of SeanEmma4Evr)

I'd tap that. ;)

A/N: So that was a random pointless thing that popped into my head this morning when I was supposed to be researching my book. I'll update A Marauder's iPod eventually... probably this weekend.

If anyone has any Harry Potter guys they want to add to the lust list... tell me in a review. :)

If this was a personal diary... I would add, "How dare she say that Neville married Hannah!" but sadly, it's not.

Review? Please? It would help lift my spirits and get me out of the literary-criticism funk.

Oh, and if it looks weird, it's because I was having a losing battle with the stupid documents editor... it hates me I swear! It won't save my changes.