Chapter 1; Gufaw

"Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy...SLY!! I FUCKING MADE A LASER!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM GONNA LAUNCH IT AT THE SUN!!! RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!" Bently said as he launched a laser at the sun. It caused a blue ray to launch at everyone.

"RAH...rah...G, G, GRAGAAAGOOOGALLAGALOO!!" Sly said as his voice and everyone elses changed.

"Hergeldy Bergeldy do!" Murry said.

"HIBIDY DOOOO!!" Bently said.

"BBBBERGLLLLEREERERBERBEBRBERBEBRBEBRBREBGEBGERBGBERGBDOO!!!" Murry said.

"GGGigGoOOOO!!" Sly said.

"JJJJJERBRELEDOR!!!" BEtnly said.

"HHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"CARMREMEMREMRMRMERMERM!" Carmelita said.,

"Gramelita?!?!" Sly said.

"Carmalrtia!" bETNLY SAID.

"CarmOlitanathischicsis!" Mury said.

"MUerey!" Bently said.

"harlee!!!" Sly said.

"Camrleita!" Carmelita said as she left.

"NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOLEROO!!!" Sly said.

"FUZ YEEE!" Bently said.

"Bantly tyo barstradotanpaste." Sly said.

"Sia NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOLEROOOOO!" Murry said.

"Eya, girht!"

Sly stabbed bently

"NOLEROO!" Betnly said as he died.

"sia meee!!!" Murry said.

Sly pulled out a gun.

"Eid, Ser ni." Sly said as he killed Murry. But he miss.

"HETHETHETHEHTHETHHEHTHET!!" Murry said as he destroyed sly.

Sly woke up.

"What the fuck?" Sly said as he looked around. The world was destryord.