Disclaimer: I don't own Drake & Josh.
Author's note: This is my first fanfic ever, so it might not be that great. Hope you like it, though. Please read & review!
Chapter 1: The Psychopath
It was 2:00 P.M., and Drake just woke up to a sweet aroma. Josh had just put a batch of chocolate chip cookies for the school bake sale in the oven. Drake slowly made his way downstairs and into the kitchen.
"Good morning, Drake," Josh said.
"Sup," Drake responded.
"Listen very carefully. I have to leave in five minutes to go pick up my ointment at the pharmacy, and then go to work. I need you to take the cookies out of the oven when the timer rings. This is very important," Josh informed Drake.
"Yeah, yeah. I've got it taken care of," Drake said with a bit of an attitude (he's not a morning person).
Five minutes later Josh left. Five minutes after that the timer ringed. Two minutes before the timer rang Drake left for a date.
Drake was at the cinema waiting for his date, Tiffany, to arrive. Tiffany was one of the most popular, beautiful, and unique girls at his school. What is unique about her, Drake is about to find out.
When Tiffany finally showed up, they went to the candy counter to get free tickets from Josh (Drake always convinces Josh to give him tickets).
"Hey Josh. Two tickets," Drake ordered.
"Fine, but this is the last time," Josh lied, "By the way, did you get the cookies out okay?"
"What cookies?" Drake said confused about the situation.
"You forgot about the cookies?!"
Josh dashed out of the movie theatre.
"I wonder what's up with him," Drake said to his date, "Let's forget about the movie. We can just sit here and make out."
"Drake is a hunksicle." Tiffany said out loud to herself. "I know, isn't he dreamy? Yes. He's my man. No way girlfriend. Oh no you didn't."
This went on for another minute or so before Drake stopped her. "Why are you talking to yourself?" Drake asked, a little freaked out about what the answer was going to be.
"Sorry. I forgot to--no momma no!--take my pill this morning. Did I forget to mention I'm--don't tell him!--I have to--no--a psychopath?" replied Tiffany, interrupting herself along the way.
"What's a psychopath?" asked Drake.
"Oh, nothing really. Don't listen to her, she's a liar. I am not. Are so. It's where you're a slight bit crazy at times. All the time. He asked me, not you. Who cares? I do. No one cares if you care. If I don't take my pill, this is what happens," answered Tiffany, who was really freaking out Drake now.
"Look, I think I should take you home now," Drake said cautiously.
When Drake returned home, the fire department was at his house, hosing it down.
Just that instant, his mom, Megan, and Walter pulled into the driveway. They were gone shopping at the mall all day.
"What did you boys do to my house?" Drake's mom asked him.
"I left Drake home alone with cookies in the oven," Josh said, joining them.
"That explains it," Megan said with a smirk on her face.
Author's Note: I hope you liked it. If you want me to continue with Drakes Dates please review and give suggestions for new ideas. Thanx.