Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto.Nor do I own the game More Dirty Minds Only this story. Enjoy!

"Hey Sakura chan! Sasuke teme! Guess what! Kiba gave me a game! You have to guess what I'm describing!" Naruto said smiling!

"Naruto not now! I'm busy!" Sakura said looking at Sasuke.

"Dobe..." Sasuke muttered. Naruto pouted but didn't say anything. He still had one chance.

5 hours later.

"Hey guys! Sorry I'm late. I squirrel ran to me to ask for advice about love. It was tragic really."

"Kakashi sensei your lies get worse and worse!" Sakura complained.

"Hey Kakashi sensei guess what! I can do it again and again and again. You sometimes use your mouth to get me started. Toward the end, I always get softer!" Everyone stared wide eyed at Naruto.

"Come again." Kakashi was shocked in the very least.

"Now guess what I am!" Naruto said smiling.

"Dobe..." Sasuke said finally getting what Naruto was doing.

"Naruto you pervert!" Sakura screamed.

"Naruto where did you get that from?" Kakashi asked.

"Kiba gave me a game called More Dirty Minds!" NAruto beamed.

"Now why did you say that?" Kakashi pondered.

"Cause you guys are boring in the morning!" Naruto pouted. "Now what am I?" Naruto questioned.

"An Echo..." Sasuke said.

"Right!" Naruto grinned.

"Sasuke kun...how did you know?" Sakura asked.

"Kiba gave me that game too."

"What else is there?" Kakashi asked his interested now peaked.

"If I get too kinky, you no longer want me. If I'm too tight, I could cut off the circulation to the head. You sometimes need help to get me off." Sasuke said. Naruto cracked up.

"Yamete! You guys are so perverted!" Sakura said running off.

"I think I like this game." Kakashi said running off to the closest game store.

"Hey Naruto...I can be kinky. The stuff in your can makes me stiff. Teasing me the right way will make me stand up..." Sasuke smirked when he saw Naruto roll his eyes.

"Sasuke the game's over. Everyone left."

"Who said I was talking about the game..." Sasuke said whilst glomping Naruto. In the end Naruto couldn't walk for the next two weeks.