twelve days of zelda The Twelve Days of Zelda
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(Ganondorf plays the piano)

Link: On the first day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
A Keese in the Deku Tree.

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Tektie: On the second day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Two Tekties,

Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.

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Stalfols: On the third day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Three Stalfols,

Tektie: Two Tekties,

Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.

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Amy Poe: On the fourth day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Four Poe sisters,

Stalfols: All shall die,

Tektie: Two Tekties,

Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.

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Impa: On the fifth day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Five Golden Gauntlets,

Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,

Stalfols: Destroy opposition,

Tektie: Two Tekties,

Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.

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Nabooru: On the sixth day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Six Longshots latching,

Impa: Five Golden Gauntlets,

Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,

Stalfols: Terror all-consuming,

Tektie: Two Tekties,

Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.

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Rauru: On the seventh day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Seven sages singing,

Nabooru: Six Longshots latching,

Impa: Five Golden Gauntlets,

Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,

Stalfols: This song is really boring,

Tektie: Two Tekties,

Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.

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Darunia: On the eight day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Eight Gorons rolling,

Rauru: Seven sages singing,

Nabooru: Six Longshots latching,

Impa: Five Golden Gauntlets,

Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,

Stalfols: Three Stalfols,

Tektie: Two Tekties,

Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.

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Deku King: On the ninth day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Nine Deku flying,

Darunia: Eight Gorons rolling,

Rauru: Seven sages singing,

Nabooru: Six Longshots latching,

Impa: Five Golden Gauntlets,

Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,

Stalfols: Three Stalfols,

Tektie: Two Tekties,

Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.

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Ruto: On the tenth day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Ten Zoras swimming,

Deku King: Nine Deku flying,

Darunia: Eight Gorons rolling,

Rauru: Seven sages singing,

Nabooru: Six Longshots latching,

Impa: Five Golden Gauntlets,

Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,

Stalfols: Three Stalfols,

Tektie: Two Tekties,

Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.

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Zelda: On the eleventh day of Chrismas, Nintendo gave to me,
The Triforce of Wisdom,

Link: Hey! That's not right!

Zelda: Shut up! *smack*

Ruto: Ten Zoras swimming,

Deku King: Nine Deku flying,

Darunia: Eight Gorons rolling,

Rauru: Seven sages singing,

Nabooru: Six Longshots latching,

Impa: Five Golden Gauntlets,

Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,

Stalfols: Three Stalfols,

Tektie: Two Tekties,

Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.

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Malon: On the twelveth day of Christmas, nintendo gave to me,
Twelve cows a-mooing,

Zelda: The Triforce of Wisdom,

Ruto: Ten Zoras swimming,

Deku King: Nine Deku flying,

Darunia: Eight Gorons rolling,

Rauru: Seven sages singing,

Nabooru: Six Longshots latching,

Impa: Five Golden Gauntlets,

Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,

Stalfols: Three Stalfols,

Tektie: Two Tekties...

Everyone: And a Keese in the Deku TreeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Link: Merry christmas to all...Hey, who hung the Triforce of Courage on the tree?