Number One

Title: Passing Notes

Pairing: Slight Tahu/Gali, with some Kopaka/...whoever you want to think his nameless girlfriend is.

Prompt: Passing notes during a test

Characters: Tahu, Gali, Kopaka

Warning: AU, much oddity, and Tahu and Kopaka's "rivalry".

X x X

Gali,

What's the answer to number five? These names and dates go way over my head.

--Tahu

X x X

Tahu,

This is called a "test" for a reason, you know.

--Gali

X x X

Gali,

Come on, I'm desperate!

...I'll buy you ice cream.

--Tahu

X x X

Tahu,

Stop bribing me, you know my weaknesses.

--Gali

X x X

Gali,

Exactly! You give me the answer, I give you ice cream. It's a win-win situation!

--Tahu

X x X

Tahu,

Fine. Meet me by my locker after school.

The answer is "Old Ironsides".

--Gali

X x X

Gali,

I love you.

--Tahu

X x X

Tahu,

Stop flattering me, I have a huge ego.

--Gali

X x X

Tahu,

Leave Gali alone before Ms. Roodaka notices you and fails you both. I don't care what happens to you, but leave Gali out of it.

--Kopaka

X x X

Kopaka,

You're just jealous she was passing notes to ME and not you.

--Tahu

X x X

Gali,

You say YOU have a big ego? Take a look at Ice Princess over there and you'll see a big ego. He wouldn't know humble if it slapped him across the face.

Speaking of which, I just might do that.

--Tahu

X x X

Tahu,

I have a girlfriend, dumbass. I just don't want Gali to suffer because of your stupidity.

--Kopaka

X x X

Tahu,

Don't you dare - his fangirls will be on you for that. I have no wish to be chased down three streets during rush hour again.

--Gali

X x X

Kopaka,

Right, right - I forgot. You've been single for so long I'm just used to it.

Hey, what's the answer to number 6?

--Tahu

X x X

Gali,

Those things are evil. He so much as glances at them and they swoon. I still have nightmares about the time they broke into the locker room while we were changing. He screamed like a little girl and hid in my locker, leaving ME to beat them off with my sweaty gym socks. Good thing we'd just gotten done with PE so they were extra stinky. I'd never been so grateful that Mr. Pouks is so obsessive about kolhii.

--Tahu

X x X

Tahu,

Go lick a toilet seat.

It's Andrew Jackson.

--Kopaka

X x X

Tahu,

Seriously? Wow. I'm scared now. I don't think I want to be friends with you guys anymore if that's a regular occurrence.

--Gali

X x X

Kopaka,

I hope no one goes to your funeral, you bastard.

Thanks.

--Tahu

PS: Turn down your iPod - your emo music is depressing me.

X x X

Gali,

If you wanna maintain your ice cream supply, you'd better not!

By the way, can you fix my favorite shirt after we're done with aforementioned ice cream? It fell apart again. Or rather, I picked a fight with Vakama and he ripped a nice long hole in it with his shoe.

--Tahu

X x X

Tahu,

Go play in traffic.

You're welcome.

--Kopaka

PS: It's not emo, it's Hawthorne Heights.

X x X

Tahu,

OK, I get the point. For the sake of my ice cream, we're still friends.

Sure thing. Any other clothes that need mending? We don't have any homework, and it IS the weekend now, so I might as well. Heh, but don't deny that you love your older brother. Just because he wrecks your clothes when you piss him off doesn't mean he doesn't love you too.

--Gali

X x X

Kopaka,

Go bother Tuyet when she's PMSing.

--Tahu

PS: Hawthorne Heights is frickin' emo! EMO KID! EMO KID! EMO KID!

X x X

Gali,

You know you love me!

--Tahu

X x X x X

AN: First drabble, completed! This is a multichapter fic. Well, not necessarily a multichapter fic, but more or less a oneshot-request fic. So, anyone want to request anything? I'll do pairings, crack, angst, drama, whatever you want. I'd prefer not to do slash, but if I must...and yes, I will write canon/OC if that's what you want. Not too many though, please.

One more thing: if you request, then I HAVE to have a prompt. I'm not taking requests without prompts, I just can't do it. Danke.

Please review!