Yeah I was really bored…and don't worry I'm gonna update Uchiha Angel right after this and stuff…this is a side story where XIII turns our favorite puppet master into a five year-old…

Sasori:…why does it have to be me?

Because I said so…

Deidara: And it's fun messing with you un…

Sasori: …I hate you…

Deidara: I love you too Dana…

--' I'm gonna start the new fic now…

Saso-kun…

Akatsuki's team Artist walked through the door. They were exaughted. XIII had ambushed them on their way back from a mission. "I hate that Xigbar guy un…he called me a girl yeah." Deidara stated as the four teammates collapsed on the couch and floor. Kari smirked at the blondes comment and made herself comfortable in the recliner. Sasori scowled, "I hate that idiot scientist…what was his name…Vexen? He hit me with some strange useless jutsu.." Sasori's subordinates were too tired to take notice of what Sasori had just said and Sasori decided to just take a quick nap…

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Deidara awoke from his catnap. He looked around the lounge and saw that his Dana was nowhere in site. Dana probably went to sleep in the room…I should tell Kari-chan and Tobi to get to bed too un. Deidara walked over to the masked teen and flipped the couch. "Whoa! Deidara-senpai! What happened?" The boy asked. Deidara rolled his eyes and gently shook Kari. "Kari-chan you fell asleep on the recliner un." Kari opened her eyes and nodded. "Arrigato Dei-kun. Goodnight." Deidara smiled and started to walk to his shard room. When he stepped inside he noticed the bundle under the covers that was Sasori. Deidara smirked and went to take a shower. After he got out he looked over at his Dana. "Sasori-dana…are you really asleep or are you just messing with me un." When no reply came Deidara cocked his head in confusion. Sasori always stated something to him when he asked that question, whether it was yelling at him for waking the puppet master up or just to make a quick conversation. "Dana? You ok un?" As Deidara finished his sentence the bundle moved. Out came a small boy with crimson hair and eyes. Deidara stared in shock. "Where'd you come from un?" The boy turned to the blonde frightened. "W-w-who are you…Where is Baa-sama?" Deidara sighed and went up to the boy. Where'd this kid come from and why was he in Dana's bed un. I should tell leader-sama about this yeah. "I'm Isanti Deidara un…" The boy stared at him, his face still showing fear. "Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you yeah. I just wanna take you to Leader-sama so that we can get you home un." The boy nodded and slowly walked up to the blonde. Deidara picked him up and walked to Pein's room.

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"Aww! How kawaii is he. You said he was in Dana's bed?" Kari asked Deidara on their way to Pein's room. "Hai. The little guy is scared to death un." Tobi was also accompanying them to take the little boy to Pein. "You know, Tobi thinks he kinda looks like Sasori-dana." Kari looked at the kid carefully. "Tobi's right. He does look like Sasori-dana." The boy was asleep in Deidara's arms. It had taken Deidara some time to get ready. Pein hated when they looked messy, unless they were returning from a mission. Now that Deidara looked at the boy carefully himself, he had to admit, he did look like Sasori. Just then, said boy woke up. "Deidei. What's wrong?" They by said. He couldn't say Deidara's complete name so decided to call him Deidei. "What's your name un?" The boy cocked his head. "Akasuna no Sasori." All eyes widened at the name of the young boy…

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Ok. I'm sorry it's so short but I have to go somewhere so…I'll update both this and Uchiha Angel tomorrow ok?

Deidara:…

Sasori: Deidei…what's the matter?

Deidara:…why is Dana a chibi again un?

Because he is sooo KAWAII!!!

Deidara:…--'

Anywho R&R so I can update!