I couldn't help it! I must do an epilog!!!

Deidara: ….i feel sorry for –

NO SPOILERS!!!

Deidara: Sorry un…

Sasori: …smirk I can't wait until you tell them what happened…

And now…THE EPILOG!!!

Epilog

Team Art had just gotten back from getting Sasori back to normal. "Finally, we can get cleaned up and rest un!" Deidara said. Kari nodded in agreement as they walked into the lounge. "It's about fucking time!" came Hidan's voice. The three teammates saw both Hidan and Kakuzu sitting on the couch. Kakuzu sighed, "Good, he's back to normal." Hidan nodded and said, "Now we can do this." Both Hidan and Kakuzu glared at Sasori. Sasori twitched and glared right back. He smirked at the memory of what he'd done to them and turned to leave the room, snatching something outta Deidara's hand as he walked past. Deidara and Kari gulped and turned to the zombie duo. "What the hell is that look for?" Hidan asked. Kari and Deidara exchanged glances. "Well, I guess you've forgotten that Sasori-dana has a temper when he's older too." Kari said. Hidan scoffed, "Yeah but this Sasori can control his fucking temper." Kari and Deidara sighed in union, "Not always…" Kari said. Deidara nodded and stated, "He just snatched a sculpture from my hand un." Hidan and Kakuzu rolled their eyes. Then, an explosion rang through the hideout. The four rushed to the hall and saw Sasori in front of one of the rooms, smirking. Hidan and Kakuzu raised an eyebrow…then their jaws dropped. Sasori had blown up their room. "THE FUCK'S YOUR PROBLEM PINOCCIO!?!" Hidan yelled. Sasori's glare faded and he glared at the Jashinist. "You really shouldn't have said that un." Deidara said as Sasori took out a needle. Hidan glared some more at the puppet master. Sasori appeared next to Hidan and jammed the needle into his vein. Hidan punched him and glared. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?!...faint" Hidan passed out cold. Kakuzu stared at Hidan, then turned to Sasori who had another needle. "Now, calm down Sasori. Don't do anything-" Sasori jammed the needle into Kakuzu's arm too…

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Where do we dump them un?" Deidara asked Sasori. Sasori smirked and said, "Stop. They're gonna be a little gift for a certain snake man." Deidara and Kari smirked as they pushed Hidan and Kakuzu off the bird…

Three Hours Later…

"AUGH!!!!" Team Art all burst out laughing as they heard the zombie duo scream. "I ha-ha Didn't know Hidan could ha-ha scream so loud un!" Deidara said in between laughs. Sasori stopped laughing, but kept the smirk on his face. He then stated, "Like I said before, that's what they get for glaring at me." Deidara and Kari laughed harder…

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Now it's over…

Sasori: And now you can all imagine what Orochimaru did to Hidan and Kakuzu…

Deidara: The story they said was hilarious un!

Now it's over! R&R and ttyl!