Disclaimer: Okay. So. This is a psuedo-counterpart to a fic I had in the Wicked section (which was equally idiotic as this). Essentially, what I did there was I took Wicked and I reduced it into a 62-second crackfic synopsis. As per request of Glinda-the-Bestest, I have done the same thing for RENT. This is Movieverse, and I'm probably going to do another one for MusicalVerse, because I can now appreciate how different the two are. RENT is not mine, and I am not responsible for the death of brain cells.
And Glinda-the-Bestest needs to send me The Link once it's done. AMBIGUOUS COMMENTS! Brain rot time. -LostOzian
Bohos: SEASONS OF LOVE!
Mark: I have no money!
Roger: I have no happiness and AIDS!
Collins: I have bruises and AIDS!
Benny: I have a Range Rover!
Angel: I have an amazing personality and AIDS!
Mimi: I have a candle and AIDS!
Maureen: I have a girlfriend!
Joanne: And so do I!
Mimi: Roger, love me!
Mark: Maureen, love me!
Benny: Roger and Mark, lov… accept my deal!
Maureen: Mark, save my protest!
Angel: WTF U SKP 2DAY 4 U, ATHOR-BTCH!
LostOzian: DL W/ IT! UR SKPNG VWLS!
Joanne: Maureen's cheating!?
Mark: She's always cheating!
Mimi: Roger, I wuv you!
Roger: Mimi, go away!
Mimi: I need a hug!
Collins: I need to go to Santa Fe!
Maureen: I need to sing about demented cows!
Benny: I need to suck up to my father-in-law!
Bohos: We need wine and beer!
Mimi and Roger: We need to get a room!
Joanne and Maureen: And so do we!
Collins and Angel: And so do we!
Mark: LEMMIE GET YOU ALL ON FILM!
Intermission: ACT 2!
Bohos: SEASONS OF LOVE! AGAIN!
Angel: I can break into apartments!
Benny: I can sow the seeds of distrust!
Mimi: WITHOUT YOU! WITHOUT YOU!
Angel: EEK, THE AIDS! THEY BURN!
Collins: Damnit, I'm turning into Roger!
Roger: I need to go to Santa Fe!
Mark: I need to sell out!
Maureen: I need to not cheat on Joanne!
Mimi: I need to not use smack!
Collins: I need a hug!
Joanne: I need to get drunk and stop being sad!
Benny: I need to get your ren- then again, bad time!
Angel: I need to not be dead!
Mark and Roger: DEPRESSED!
Mimi: NOT WORKING!
Roger: KISS A DEAD BODY!
Bohos: NO DAY BUT TODAY!