Title: Rats and Cats
Word Count: 154
Warning/s: some curse words. I am not clean.
Can anyone lend me
Two eighty-pound rats?
I want to rid my house of cats. – Drats - Shel Silverstein
Dedication: Mogata, who's PM frightened me in many ways.
A/N: I used to play Runescape. I used to play Runescape a lot. Now I don't. So if there is some Quest you DIRELY need me to know about, you can go ahead and tell.
DISCLAIMER: I own a cat.
MuchJokes, being your average consumer whore, has recently purchased membership for the next couple of years.
Being a member for the first time, MuchJokes must do what every member must do in the beginning of their very first membership.
Get a cat.
A simple feat in itself, the he accomplished the task with little trouble.
The next thing any new member with a cat does is to go make it kill rats.
Now MuchJokes is a relatively new character, believing that playing on the free server is a ridiculous notion, and therefore was not aware of some things.
Let us observe.
MuchJokes treaded softly into the sewers. "Hmm…" He pondered out loud, "Perfect climate for rat hunting. I should be able to find some quickly."
Walking deeper into the musty dungeon, our 'hero' spots a blue rat in the distance.
"Go get it kitty!" He shouts.
MuchJokes never got a cat again after that.