Hello! This isn't my first fanfic, but it's the first one that I'm posting on this site. It's also my first REAL crossover where all of the characters meet each other. I'm gonna do that with my other one too, but not yet. Be sure to check out the end of the next chapter because I'm going to have a contest to see who can guess the pairings. DON'T post it in the review! I'm going to give out my e-mail address so e-mail me your guesses, the winner will get a preview of the next chapter (When I say that, I mean like the first half of it.). Anywho on with the story!



"sakura's inner" (doesn't come in that much.)


(author's note)



Kakashi was late… again (big surprise)

"Where is Kakashi-sensei?!" Naruto yelled in anger. "Where do you think? He's probably reading his book." Sakura commented. "…"


"YOU'RE LATE!" The two remaining members of the original Team 7 shouted at their sensei. "Wait! I have a good excuse this time." Kakashi claimed. "LIAR! Wsit! What is it?" Naruto asked. "We have an important new mission." Kakashi stated. "Cool." "What are we supposed to do?" Sakura asked. "Tsunade will tell you, let's go."


Everyone was there: The Rookie 9 (minus Sasuke of course.), team Gai, and even the Sand Siblings.

"Wouldn't the mission be put into jeopardy if we sent this many people?" Tenten questioned.

"The enemy probably already knows that you will be there, so being caught isn't a problem." Tsunade replied.

"Then why are we even going?!" Temari demanded.

"Listen, I know it's dangerous, that's why it's an S-ranked mission, but I think that it would be better to send you. You're in the target's age group. This is a protection mission, you are to protect a 16-year-old boy along with the other students from a man named Voldemort. We have been informed that this Voldemort person uses snakes, similar to Orochimaru, that's why we're being called in." Tsunade explained.

"If they both work with snakes, then isn't there a chanse that they're working together?" Neji inquired.

"It is because they both work with snakes that we know know there is no chance of them working together. If our information is correct, Orochimaru and Voldemort are rivals. Naruto, I'm not sure that you should go on this mission."

"What?! Why not?!" Naruto demanded.

"Akatsuki is rumored to have been seen there, and besides, there is no ramen there." Tsunade informed, emphasizing the last three words.

"What?! What do they eat?!" Naruto screamed.

"They eat normal food baka!" Sakura yelled.

"I don't care! I won't be the only one left behind!" Naruto declared.

"And if the Akatsuki show up?" Tsunade questioned.

"Hey, we've got 17 ninja that'll be there!"

"Gaara, maybe you should stay in Suna, as a Jinchuuriki you are a main target of the Akatsuki, and as kazekage, your village expects you to come back." Tsunade said to the youngest sand nin. Gaara just stared at her. "O…kay then. Go ahead then."

"Then I'm coming too! I'll pack a ton of instant ramen, it'll be fine." Naruto resolved.

"Naruto, do you have room to pack almost a year's worth of instant ramen?" Tsunade questioned as she quirked an eyebrow.

"No, but- Wait! A year?! We aren't gonna be gone that long are we?"

"Naruto, you're going to protect the students of a boarding school."

"This is so troublesome. If this is such a big mission, then why are we going?"(You know who asked that.)

"You would blend into the crowd better than a bunch of jounin would. It's only natural that we would send you. We've also managed to get Kakashi and Gai positions as teachers." Tsunade informed.

"What could they possibly teach there?!" Sakura asked in bewilderment.

"Knowing Gai-sensei, they will find a way!" (eye roll)


"Ah, good, you're here. This is the man you will be operating under." Tsunade said, gesturing to a man with long, white hair and a long white beard and was wearing floor-length, purple robes.

"So we have to listen to this old geezer?!" Naruto shouted.

"Naruto, SHUT UP!" Tsunade scolded.

"That's it." Sakura had had enough.


"Sakura-chaaaaaaaan!" Naruto whined.

"I'm sorry to call you into this mess, but we desperately need your help." The newcomer apologized.

"It's just our job." Sai said. (OMG! He talked!)

"Hey, what do we call you?" Kankuro asked.

"Excuse me. My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am the headmaster of the school that you are heading to. And you are?"

"Uzumaki Naruto!"

"Haruno Sakura."


"Yamanaka Ino."

"Nara Shikamaru."

"Akimichi Choji."

"Aurame Shino."

"Inuzuka Kiba."

"H-Hyuuga Hinata."

"Hyuuga Neji."


"Rock Lee!"




"It's very nice to meet you all. Well, Tsunade-sama, we must leave soon." Dumbledore said.

"Very well. Team Kakashi, you will watch the boy until you get to the castle with him. Everyone else will go to the castle ahead of time and check security."

"Tsunade-sama, what is our target's name?" Sakura inquired.

"Harry Potter." (just so you know, this whole scene had Japanese dialogue, but I'm too lazy to underline everything.)


In England, Harry woke up after having that very strange dream. Questions exploded in his mind. Why was I dreaming of strange people who were speaking a language that I don't even know? And why was Dumbledore there? And why was he speaking that language? And what were they talking about? This is going to drive me nuts. He felt a numb sensation in his scar instead of the burning and tingling one. Usually the only dreams that I have are about Voldemort plotting my death. Was this just a normal dream? Well, it wasn't normal, but- He looked out the window and saw Hedwig flying towards him with his Hogwarts letter in tow. Along with the usual letter and list of supplies, there was a note to parents and guardians informing that there would be 17 new security guards in the castle in the castle. Maybe this explains my dream. Maybe the people that were speaking in a weird language will be the new guards. And he went downstairs to eat breakfast.

(Yes! Done! Sorry it was so short. The next one will be MUCH, much longer. Hope you enjoyed. Review if you want! – Ed's)