A/N: This is a dialog only thing I had to writing for my Theatre class. My teacher said we could do whatever we wanted, it just had to be only dialog. For some reason this is what I ended up typing. Sadly this is not yaoi or BL but I'm currently working on two Yullen one-shots and one Kingdom Hearts RiSo one-shot! My friends though it was amusing so please enjoy!

Disclaimer: Now trust me…If I owned D. Gray-Man Kanda, Allen, Lavi's relationships would be a lot more…intimate! But I don't…-sniffles- But one of these days…I swear!

Summary: Lavi, Kanda, and Allen are on a train and Kanda is trying to go over the mission now if only Lavi would stop talking…(Dialog only. One-shot.)

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Shut Up

"…Seriously rabbits are so cool. And cute. And cuddly. And…"

"Shut up! I don't care about rabbits! We need to focus on the mission!"

"Aww…but Yuu don't…"

"Don't call me that!"

"Aww…but…"

"For the last time. NO!"

"Okay…okay…just put your sword down…please. My poor neck doesn't like it there…"

"…One of these days…I swear…"

"Umm…you guys…come on. Lets please just get along…Kanda put your Mugen away. Now about the mission…"

"Aww…Allen you're so cute when you try to take charge!"

"…Lavi…get…off…can't…breathe…"

"Oi…Lavi…get off of Walker! We need to focus on the mission! Now we are going to London to…"

"Hey! Allen! You're British right?"

"Umm…yeah…why?"

"Have you ever been to London?"

"Well…a few times but I never got to be there long. Plus the last time I was there I was with Master Cross and…I think I'm going to be sick…"

"Allen? You okay…? What did Cross do to you…?"

"Horrible…so horrible…"

"Great. Now while he's having his little break down the mission is to…"

"Yuu! How can you just brush Allen off like that! He's obviously in pain here!"

"…and then he put the cards in my shirt and…"

"Don't call me that and it's your fault he started to 'reminisce' about his past with Cross! This happens every time someone brings Cross up around him! Now! The mission!"

"But I was just asking a simple question! Plus you don't have to be so heartless Yuu!"

"…of course the debtors thought I was a girl…"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!!"

"Ahh! Wait put the sword down! Gah! No!"

"…but then he…hu? Kanda? Lavi? What are you…gah! Kanda! Watch it with that thing!"

"Shut up Bean-sprout!"

"It's Allen! A-L-L-E-N! Stop calling me Bean-sprout!"

"Tch. Whatever. Now in this mission we got to retrieve…"

"Aww…isn't he so mean Allen! All he does is ignore us!"

"Lavi…knock it off. Now. We are retrieving the …"

"See! It's just mission mission mission with him! We need to have some fun! Maybe find some cute girls! We could find you a cute British girl! As for me…"

"Lavi…maybe we should listen to Kanda before he…"

"Then we could…ow! Ooh…my head hurt…s…"

"Much better."

"Did you have to knock him out…?"

"It's the only way he would've shut up."

"You really are mean…"

"Don't start. Now on this mission we have to retrieve the inno…"

"Welcome to London. We hope you had a pleasant ride. Please exit safely."

"…"

"Kanda…we need to get off so could you stop bashing you head against the window…"

"…Shut up…just shut up…"

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A/N: Yeah so I hope that wasn't too confusing for you. I would like to know what all of you thought of it. I will admit that I had a lot of fun writing this! And I will get out the Yullen stories soon. Now if only my mind would stay put…

Anyway! Please review and tell me what you think! It makes me happy and motivates me! And happy authors write more and thus makes happy readers! See everyone benefits!