Disclaimer: Bah. I wish I owned 'em.

A/N: The first time I ever saw this episode I was on the ground laughing. Bahaha. This is a quote from Zoonotic.


Office of Roger Stern

131 West 74th Street

Monday, April 7, 2003

Bobby had been meandering around the room listening to Alex talk to Doctor Stern. He then looked in the mirror and noticed a skeleton. He looked around and noticed that from Doctor Stern's desk you can see the patents changing. He then picked up the skeleton and put it in the changing area.

"Doctor Stern." He said turning around. "I gotta tell you, blackmail is right up our alley." He then worked his way around his desk. "I mean, we are pretty good at sniffing out potential victims." He then dropped heavily into the chair behind the desk. "Woah." He laughed out.

Alex tried to stifle a smile. "My partner might be a little hard on the furniture, but he's right about sniffing out blackmail victims."

When they had finished talking to Doctor Stern they walked out of the room and closed the door.

"What was that?" Bobby asked her.

"What was what?" Alex asked coyly.

""My partner might be a little hard on the furniture." If I do remember last night correctly you were just as hard on the furniture as I was." He told her.

Alex faked an annoyed look.

"Yeah, in the kitchen, on the table, on the floor, in the bath-" He was then cut off by Alex.

"Okay, I get it." Alex huffed.

They then separated and got on either side of the car and got in. Alex then started the car. They pulled on the road and quickly hit a red light.

She then turned to Bobby. "I intend to show the furniture a harder time tonight."