Red Tape

"That's it"
The man behind a large oak desk stared at the two men before him and in a business-like tone replied, "After you finish filling our the change of address forms, you'll be officially married"
Glamcing at his new spouse, Ichigo could not let this opportunity pass.
"I kinda wished we had a ceremony," with a chuckle, "you probably would have been real cute in a dress Mrs. Kurosaki"
At the loud crack the desk worker looked up to see the 'groom' on the floor while his white haired 'bride' glared menacingly at him.