Stop It With the Puns!
OMH, Happy Thanksgiving and happy birthday Amane!
"DAVIDE!!! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!" Exclaimed a very hyper Kentaro.
"Yes, I must give thanks today is thanksgiving… PTH." Davide went off to enjoy his little pun. Too bad Bane came by and gave him a swift kick on the head.
"Come to the playground after school! OK? OK? I'll be waiting for you there with a party!!" With that said, Kentaro ran off towards his class.
"Why isn't the playground not be full of paint? Paint ground. PTH."
Kick! "That's not funny, Davide!! That didn't even MAKE SENSE!!"
"And you smell like one too!" Kentaro sung.
"I always thought the song ended with, "Happy birthday to you." Not that…" Bane said to himself.
"I smell like a monkey?" Davide asked.
"It's just a song!!" Kentaro exclaimed.
Kentaro handed Davide his cake. A messy looking chocolate cake with white icing. It had his name written on messily. "BLOW OUT THE CANDLES!"
"Why not blow them up? PTH."
Kick! "JUST BLOW THE CANDLES OUT!"
Once Davide blew out the candles, everyone began to share the cake. Yes, even with the playground kiddies too.
"Here's your gift from me!!" Kentaro said, handing Davide a colorful box.
"What is it?"
"YOU HAVE TO OPEN IT TO SEE! I PERSONALLY THINK IT'S GOOD!"
Davide opened it, "…a year subscription to some random girl magazine I never heard of?" he asked as he looked at the piece of paper in amazement.
Kentaro nodded, "YUP."
Kentaro ran happily along… some other place.
Next was Ryou. The Kisarazu threw a book at Davide, "The book of quitting puns?" Davide asked. "What's wrong with my puns? Aren't they punny enough? PTH."
"What he said," Ryou said walking away.
Next was Itsuki, "Nande? Nande? Why do I have to get him a gift?" He handed Davide a red T-shirt. You know, Hawaii style ones.
"A shirt?" Davide asked, looking at the shirt. "Thank you… I guess…"
Then Bane, "Happy Birthday." He handed a book to Davide.
"…The book of quitting puns volume two?"
"You want me to quit puns, don't you?"
"But why? Aren't they punny enough?"
Bane kicked Davide once again, "No."
Then Kentaro ran by again and said, "HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!" And handed Davide a pumpkin pie.
"Cool, I get a thanksgiving gift and a birthday gift! I should thank this occasion! …PTH."
Kick!! "THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!"
"Who wants pie? Or maybe PI? PTH."
Kick!! "STOP USING MATH! THAT'S WHY YOU NEED THIS BOOK!"
"You're so cruel to my puns, Bane-san…"
"No, I'm not cruel to your puns, I'm cruel to the person who THOUGHT up these puns!!"
And so, Davide ended up getting kicked in the head a few more times, and he was forced to read the pun-quitting book. OH WOE IS TO HIM! A few weeks later, he didn't make a single pun! GASP!!
Well, until he finally thought of something funny that is. And we all know it ended with a…
Kick! "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"