1:Tell the school he's been neudered
2:Tell him his mom called and she wants her underwear back
3:Jinx a bottle of shampoo to make it follow him around all day. (hopefully he'll get the hint)
4:Point to him and yell "It's Micheal Jackson!"
5:Tell the school he's slept with Dumbledore
...and all of the death eaters
6:Turn his wardrobe pink
7:Tell him that Lily is at the Playboy Mansion in a bunny suit without James
8:Take a picture of him with Playboy bunnies around him
9:Kick him in the balls (if he has any) and yell "Rip off artist"
10:Tell him that Elvis Presley called and he wants his grease back
11:Point to him and yell "The Burger King Man!"
12:Walk up to him at random times and say "Your gay"
13:Set fake dementors on him and when he casts his patronous yell "A doe? That's gay!"
14:Everytime he does something wrong say "Harry Potter can do it"
15:Bewitch the Great Hall's roof to say "Snape sucks eggs"
16:Tell him Lily is in the shrieking shack...tell James to be there instead
17:Make him read the chapter when he dies in the Deathly Hollows
18:Put a spell on him to make him do the "Cha-cha" all day
19:During a Hogsmeade trip...pass out "Wanted" flyers with a picture of Snape
20:Put the crime that he is a child melester
21:Give him one of the flyers
22:Ask him why he's so angsty
23:On Valentines Day, carpet his flooring with pink hearts
24:Hang up gold and scarlet banners in his office
25:On a full moon, tell him that Lily is in the shrieking shack (Remus turns into a werewolf there)
26:Point to him and yell "AAHHHH! A Gorilla escaped from the zoo!"
27:Change his clothe to an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini
28:Make him sing that song all day too
29:Corner him in the halls and yell "Thanks alot...now Dumbledores pregnent"
30:If He gets a girlfriend...tell her that He's HIV Positive