D.F. Me and SP redid this chapter and now it's more funny and even more pointless than before… and its better. Way better.

S.P. We were actually together this time. And high! D On pop. ; So, here's a little more madness for you folks. There're more characters in it this time, yay! :p Next chapter we'll be back to just Sakura and Sasuke though, so don't worry. Just so you know, when we say this chapter was redone, we really mean it was redone. Pretty much the whole chapter is different from it's original, but trust us. It's for the best.

D.F Important note: I used to be known as Xxnarutofan101xX when this story was first put out in November. My new pn is now xDemonFlowerx

Warnings: Randomness, insanity, and massive amounts of swearing. Read at your own risk. …And safety. You may fall off your chair.

The Chat room

Tenten has signed on

Neji has signed on

Ino has signed on

Temari has signed on

Shikamaru has signed on

Sakura has signed on

Sasuke has signed on

Gaara has signed on

Tenten: Hey people!

Neji: ..Hn.

Tenten: I hear Naruto finally became an ANBU. :D

Sasuke: cutting in He probably drugged the proctors.

Sakura: Yeah, just like you did Sasuke.

Sasuke: Wh-…what?! fumes N-…..I don't know what the hell you're talking about…

Ino: cough So Gaara! How is being Kazekage going for you..?

Gaara: It SUCKS.

Ino: …Oh.

Tenten: Um, okay.

Sasuke: … still miffed

Sakura: rolls eyes mutters Bastard…

Sasuke: Can we NOT start that again?! growl

Neji: ignoring other two Tenten…are we still training together today…?

Tenten: Yeah… #

Ino: AHA! It's a date, isn't it?!

Tenten&Neji: No…

Neji: We're just training.

Tenten: nods What she said!

Neji: murderous silence

Tenten: Ah!! No! HE said!! Eheh…yeah…I meant HE said. Heh...typo. ;…

Neji: ……… …I'll let that slide… growls under breath

Tenten: ; Eheh…

Tenten: Really, though! I swear, we're just training!! #.#

Sakura: Oh yeah, we totally believe that. mutters What a load of crap.

silence, until…

Sasuke: Oh my god…holy SHIT!

Sasuke's connection was lost.

Sakura: O.o

Ino: Sasuke?!

Shikamaru: …

Neji: wtf…

Tenten: O.o What happened?!

Ino: panic mode SASUKE MY LOVE, WHERE ARE YOU??

Sasuke signed on.

Sakura: Sasuke… what happened?!

Ino: SASUKE! I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT--

Sasuke: … Ino is ignored The moron broke into my fucking house and stole my fucking journal…I'm gunna kill him! D

Sakura: cough Diary… cough

Sasuke: death glare

Sakura: rolls eyes Oh no. I'm so scared. sarcastic

Sasuke: You should be Sakura, you should be.

Sakura: o.o Ok…

Sasuke: Oh yes…that's right, Sakura. Be afraid...be very afraid…just like that night…8D

Sakura: O.o Oh gawd, not that again!

Sasuke: smirk

Ino: What? What happened…? BIG FOREHEAD, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY LOVER?!

Sasuke: WHAT THE HE-- …Oh…oh that's just great. Thank you so much, Ino. Now I've gone and soiled myself.

……………silence…………

Shikamaru: …Uh, dude. Ew.

Sakura: BACK OFF, BITCH! HE'S MINE!

Ino: IT'S A MIRACLE YOU EVEN GOT THAT ROCK LEE'S ATTENTION WITH THAT BILLBOARD YOU CALL A FOREHEAD!

Sakura: WELL, I HAVEN'T EXACTLY HEARD FLOODS OF ROMANCE GOSSIP CIRCULATING YOU EITHER, INO-PIG!

Gaara: The caps!! They burn…!!

Sasuke: Oh no….AHHH! FANGIRLS!!

Sasuke signs off.

Sakura: No! Don't leave me with IT! SASUKEEEEEEEEEEE!

Sakura signs off.

Ino: That's it, billboard-brow…..I'M COMIN' AFTER YOU…..DB

Ino signs off.

Shikamaru: Troublesome…heavy sigh I'd better go to make sure no one gets hurt…

Shikamaru signs off.

Neji: …

Tenten: Let's go Neji!!

Tenten signs off.

Neji: …Whatever.

Neji signs off.

Gaara: Goddammit Temari, where the hell did you put my pills?! I CAN'T HANDLE THESE PEOPLE ANYMORE!

Temari: weary sigh They're in the fridge, Gaara. Where they always are.

Gaara: twitch They're not there…I already looked…twitch

Temari: They aren't…? …You don't think Kankurou mistook them for Skittles again, do you…?

Gaara: ……

Temari: Wait a second…where is he, anyway?!

Temari: SKITTLES. KISS THE RAINBOW. :D:D:D

Temari: 8D 8D 8D

Temari: :D

Temari: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--gargle topples over

Temari : Jesus Christ, he passed out.

Gaara: …… twitchspasmtwitch

Temari: Huh…I wonder if I should help him out or something…

Temari: Nah, he'll be fine. .

Gaara: Temari……

Temari: siiiigh What, Gaara?! Your brother is passed out on the floor from an overdose, what the hell d'you want? I'm kinda BUSY right now.

Gaara: I NEED MY FUCKING PILLS!

Gaara: spasm Check the bottle, Temari…is there any left? There's gotta be some left… There's some left, right…?! There's gotta be some left!! DEAR GOD, PLEASE LET THERE BE SOME LEFT…! THAT WAS THE LAST GODDAMNED REFILL!!

Temari: oo It's okay, Gaara…please calm down…you can make it…you can live without your pills forrr…uh…mumbling to herself The clinic opens at seven, I think…yeah, seven… You can live without your pills for seven hours, Gaara!

Gaara: NO!! TEMARI, PLEASE!! groveling I can't do it… I WON'T MAKE IT!

Gaara: Just check…please…just check… YY…………

Temari: Jesus, no need to have a cow….I'll check, goddamit...

Temari: Hmmm, lesse….Oh! There's one……ten……twenty….. oh, zero!

Temari: Holy Jesus--GAARA! STOP SCREAMING, YOU'LL PISS OFF KANKUROU'S PUPPETS AGAIN! sigh

Temari: Oh man…time to pull out the heavy artillery. Gaara…you remember Mr. Cuddlesworth, don't you?

Gaara: peeks out from hiding place under desk My……teddy bear? watery eyes

Temari: Uhh-huh. Now, go get him from the attic and don't kill anyone, kayyy?

Gaara: …… runs off

Gaara signs off.

Temari: Awwwwwww, how cute.

Temari: …Weeeeelll then. …I guess I should do something about Kankurou now, eh? ;

Sakura signs on.

Sasuke signs on.

Sakura: Heyyyyyyyy, tEMInar-cahn :D

Temari: Heyy Sakura. oO

Temari: cough Sasuke…what did you do to her..?

Sasuke: Wh-! What makes you think I did something to her?

Temari: …snicker

Sasuke: Why do you people always assume--!

Sakura: Caaaaan I haoave sujm sakieeee??/

Sasuke: Don't do it………glare of death

Temari: oO Uhhhh… Sorry Sakura! All out, come again later! Ahahaha…ha…yeah. Don'tkillmeSasuke. terrified smile

Sakura: Buuuhttt I waunt sommmmmmmme…………….sakleeeeeeeeeee…..ujjhkum,hkumhb;japitngljfldnaswegldnaesklfjamrfasenaflkwemf.jkwaelngfkl.kdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Sasuke: ………………………

Temari: …………… I do believe our dear friend has passed out on her keyboard.

Sasuke: twitch …..That's wonderful.

Temari: in hysterics CLEANUP IN AISLE 4!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

Sasuke: And just how many of us are on drugs tonight?!

Temari: snickers… Sorryyyy. I'll hold it in…choked laughter is heard

Sasuke: You know what, Temari…shut the fuck up.

Temari: XD YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER!! couldn't help herself anymore

Sasuke: I'M GUNNA--

Temari signs off.

Sasuke: mutters swear words under breath

Sakura: Ehehehehehehe…SASUKE!!

Sakura: lkeamogn4eooqa9er45124-jhfi3245ni430o;dskomllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Sasuke: God, there she goes again… -- I hate my life.

Naruto signs on.

Neji signs on.

Ino signs on.

Tenten signs on.

Naruto: TEME!! I'VE COME FOR YOU!!

Naruto: And, of course, I could just SENSE the PAIN of your LONELINESS ('cuz, y'know….I'm psychic.), SOOOOOOOOO I brought EVERYONE back for you so you wouldn't have to go all EMO on us!!

Naruto: Well…except Shikamaru, 'cuz he was too obsessed with his clouds. D

Naruto: Aren't I such a GOOD FRIEND, TEME??

Naruto:

Ino: …Huh. That's the biggest smiley I have ever seen in my life.

Sasuke: ……Naruto……

Naruto: YEAH, OL' BUDDY, OL' PAL??

Sasuke: ………Look on your windowsill.

Naruto: A PRESENT….?! FOR MOI?! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Naruto: Wait a sec….what's a kunai doing on my windowsill? AWWWWWWW, THERE'S A NOTE ATTACHED TO IT!! AWWWW, SASUKE

Naruto: YOU'RE THE BESTEST BUDDY IN THE WORLD!!

Sasuke: evil cackle Ohhh yeah….bestest buddy….

Sasuke: Hmmm..who wants to do the countdown? ……Anyone?

Sasuke: Hn. Fine then.

Sasuke: 5.

Sasuke: 4.

Sasuke: 3.

Sasuke: 2.

Sasuke: 1.

KABOOOOOM.

Sasuke: THAT'S FOR STEALING MY DIARY, BITCH!

R&R's make us more happy and more hyper to write the next chapter D