"Kya!" the girl screamed out. "Finally, I'm back in Japan! Now I shall stalk people! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Victim: Atobe Keigo

"Atobe-sama!" the random stalker girl screamed. "Say hi to me!"

Atobe raised an eyebrow. "Why should Ore-sama say "hi" to you? Who are you, anyways?"

"Kya!" she screamed in her high, squeaky pitched voice. "The Monkey King just talked to me!"

"Excuse me?"

"Yes! He just talked to me again! Atobe-sama! MARRY ME!!!!"

"Are you that crazy stalker girl named Wakashi Fumihiro, by any chance?" Atobe inquired.

"Nope, that's my lovely twin sister! My name is Wakashi Fujihiro!"

"Are you by any chance related to-"

"No!" she screamed. "No, I am not!"

And thus she scared off Atobe with her incessant. "crude" screaming.

Victim: Niou Masaharu

"Niou-senpai!!!!!! Marry me!!!!" Fujihiro screamed, waving her arms wildly.

"What the hell are you talking about?"



"I'm your number one crazy fangirl! I came here all the way from Germany just to meet you!"

"And why should I care about that?"

"I have no idea...Marry me!!!"


"But I'm your number one crazy fangirl! I even got into the Guinness Book of World Records for it!"

"..." Niou walked away from the crazy fangirl, just cause he could.

Victim: Mukahi Gakuto

"Mukahi-sama!" the crazy fangirl screamed. "Marry me!!!"

"...Who the heck are you?" Mukahi asked. "Oh, wait, you're that famous clown that was supposed to show up at Atobe's mansion yesterday!"

"I am not!" Fujihiro screeched, stamping her foot. "I'm a crazy, stalking fangirl, not a clown!"

Mukahi rolled his eyes. "Oh, yeah, like that's going to make your situation any better."

"It's true!"


"You're supposed to be all like 'cool!' and stuff!"

"Oooooookay...I'm going to run away now..."

"Fine! You stupid red-headed tomato airball piece of cabbage!"


Victim: Fuji Syuusuke

"Fuji Syuusuke, you're going to die!" Fujihiro screamed out.

"Eh? Why?"

"Because you stole part of my name! AND YOU INJURED MY SISTER!"

"Who are you, exactly?"

"A crazy, stalking fangirl, of course!"

"But if you're a fangirl, why are you yelling at me about your sister?"

"Because Seigaku sucks and I hate you! You injured my sister with your stupid cacti things!"


"You evil m onkey! I bet your tennis rackets run away from you everyday cause you're so ugly! Even that Horio guy's cooler than you!"

Fuji smiled his "oh-you're-so-screwed" smile. "Do you want to suffer the same consequence?"


And she ran away.