One Percent Immunity?

Chapter 1: Titanic Idea

It was quite a slow, slow, slow day at the likes of a certain restaurant known as the Krusty Krab, home of the famous Krabby Patty. Poor Mr. Krabs was weeping as he wasn't able to reap in loads of cash he had before ever since he started promotions with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

"What's wrong Mr. Krabs?" asked Spongebob as he noticed his boss crying in his office as he entered the scene.

"Oh I'm sorry me boy" replied Mr. Krabs, "I'm just so upset that we haven't been ranking in the dough as much as I would have hoped for."

"What do you mean Mr. Krabs?" asked Spongebob, "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's promotion on commercials really ranked in for the Krabby Patty's popularity."

"Yes, yes" replied Mr. Krabs, "but I was hoping to go for more of a younger look than some two old lions."

"Oh no, you're going to drop Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's contract?" asked Spongebob as he let out a gasp in shock.

"No, no" replied Mr. Krabs, "I was wondering even if your two retired super hero friends have any younger people within the super hero business?"

"But why would you want to do that?" asked Spongebob as he along with Mr. Krabs began to walk out of the office.

"It's for the money, uh, I mean for all the young people out there" replied Mr. Krabs then he took Spongebob's Krusty Krab hat away, "and since this is official Krusty Krab business I can't believe I am saying this, but you get to leave early but just make sure you go straight to tell the likes of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy the news."

"Don't you worry sir" said Spongebob as he gave a salute to Mr. Krabs, "I won't let you down."

As Spongebob began to march off to the likes of the retirement place, the likes of Plankton was wallowing over his latest failure in the Cum Bucket.

"What's the matter dear?" asked Karen, Plankton's computer wife.

"It's not fair!" cried Plankton, "I am unable to steal the secret formula to the Krabby Patty and I have failed several thousand of times!"

"Well, I can give you a tip" replied Karen, "perhaps you can spy on the likes of Spongebob. The bugs you have placed throughout the Krusty Krab in your recent failed scheme are still active."

"Really?" asked Plankton as he stopped sobbing and turned on the computer screens then he notices the likes of Spongebob at the retirement home, "Just what the heck is that sponge kid doing at the retirement of where Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy? Probably to get more promotions from those two so-called super heroes who have retired. Karen, zoom in and see what's happening!"

"Yes dear" replied Karen as Plankton began to hack into the nearby security cameras.

Meanwhile back at the retirement place, the likes of Spongebob Squareparents had just entered the establishment in question and greeted by the clerk at the main desk.

"Can I help you?" asked the clerk who wasn't all that happy to see Spongebob.

"I'm here to meet with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" replied Spongebob, "it's under official Krusty Krab business."

"Krabs finally got the message to get rid of those two old lions of the super hero world, right?" asked the clerk as he gave Spongebob permission to continue on his trip.

"Not that I know of" replied Spongebob as he giggled off to go and find the likes of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

While the likes of Spongebob began to search the retirement place for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, the two retired heroes in question were taking a snooze on the beds. Dreaming about the days when they were younger and more fit than what they have evolved into what they are today.

"They're sleeping" said a nurse to Spongebob who entered the scene.

"But I have an important message that is official Krusty Krab business for them" said Spongebob.

"I'm sorry" said the nurse as she folded her fins and turned away from Spongebob, "but they shouldn't be disturbed, now go."

"But Mr. Krabs says he might be thinking of having younger promoters of the Krabby Patty!" shouted Sponegbob to which woke both Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

"Now look what you have done!" cried the nurse as she yelled at Spongebob with her face quite red.

"Don't try to scold the laid" said Mermaid Man as he got into the scene to break up a potential fight between the two, "this is a grave emergency for the likes of not just me but Barnacle Boy as well."

"Fine" said the nurse as she left the scene, "but I better not see you here waking up other residents."

"So what's the big emergency?" asked Barnacle Boy as he got up from his bed and stretched.

"I have official news from my boss Mr. Krabs" replied Spongebob, "he wants younger promoters of the Krabby Patty in his commercials and he considers you two to just be too old."

"Too old? Too old?!" shouted Mermaid Man as he shrieked with the top of his lungs, "That krabby boss of yours doesn't know who he is messing with!"

"Calm down Mermaid Man" replied Barnacle Boy as he got out some medicine to give to him, "you shouldn't raise your voice like this."

"He's right" sighed Mermaid Man as he took some medication pills, "we're both too old to do these sort of commercials."

"But what about your grandnephew?" asked Barnacle Boy, "He's heavily involved in this Teen Titans movement that's the rave of younger heroes."

"Wait a second, my grandnephew might be able to help us" replied Mermaid Man as he had an idea given to him from his sidekick.

"That's great news" said Spongebob as he began to leave the scene to head back to the Krusty Krabs with the news, "I'll tell Mr. Krabs the good news."

As the likes of Spongebob Squarepants began to rush the likes of the Krusty Krab, Plankton was quite furious that Mr. Krabs was going to acquire some help in promoting the likes of the famous Krabby Patty.

"That pathetic Krabs is going to get new super heroes to endorse the likes of the Krabby Patty?" shrieked Plankton as his face grew quite red, "I don't believe this!"

"Well, might I suggest another idea" replied Karen as she lowered the computer screen of her face to Plankton's height.

"Yea, what?" asked Plankton.

"Well, since Mr. Krabs is going to employ the so-called Teen Titan movement" replied Karen as she began to show pictures of the usual villains that the Teen Titans have often fought, "I would suggest that you would try to trick these villains into doing the work for you in knocking the promotion right out of Mr. Krabs' claws."

"What a brilliant idea!" laughed Plankton as he then began to pick up his cell phone and dial the numbers on it, "I'll trick every one of these villains to go knock off this future promotion that Krabs has in store."

"I should also mention there is also a member of the Teen Titans who is always quite gloomy and in a rotten mood" added Karen as she showed the picture of Raven, "she might also be of some use to expose that she might be immune to the taste of the Krabby Patty."

"What another excellent idea!" laughed Plankton as Plankton then began to make his loud evil laughter, "That fool Krabs won't know what's coming to him!"