Teddy Bear Ewoks
(to the tune of You've got the cutest baby face)
Teddy bear, they're such a vicious little teddy bear,
Into the trap they were snared, teddy bear
They wanted to eat Han Solo
Not sure how they could sink so low.
Teddy bear, on the vine and thru the air
For the forest they do care, teddy bear
With the Wookie they have bonded
Slapped their hands was how he responded.
Teddy bear, they're just a war monger teddy bear,
Give them a blaster and they are there, teddy bear
The Empire underestimated
And the troopers were eliminated.
Teddy bear, they just a musical teddy bear
On the helmets that they did wear, teddy bear
They were allies and the movies over
Now George can make the clone wars.