The Results of the Theft

Disclaimer: This is a purely fan-made piece that is using the world and characters from Masashi Kishimoto's Naruto and is made entirely for enjoyment. No financial gain has been made in the making of this piece

Summery: Kotetsu steals Izumo's cookies and has to deal with the consequences. Written for Kiterie

Author's Note: Possible out-of-characterness, a general lack of plot, and silliness

Constructive Criticism is always welcomed

Published: 26 October 2007

Rating: K+

Kotetsu knew how much Izumo loved his chocolate mint cookies, so he made sure to only steal half of them out of Izumo's lunchbox on Monday. This, of course, led to Izumo furiously chasing Kotetsu around the entire Hokage Tower—inside and out—howling about what he'd do to the bandaged face ninja when he caught him.

Kotetsu—in an act of self-preservation—lost his shirt and sandals somewhere around the third or fourth pass. Women whistled at him while the men laughed at his plight, the former always enraging Izumo more.

Izumo caught Kotetsu somewhere around the tenth pass. He pinned Kotetsu to the wall and snarled.

Kotetsu—sweaty and still running on adrenaline—smiled as innocently as he could while panting. Then he tilted his head back as far as he could.

It didn't fail. Izumo fought the temptation for a moment, but he could never resist Kotetsu's throat for long. He had no hope, particularly since Kotetsu was already sweaty and hot and more than willing to turn their energy towards something else.

Kotetsu groaned deeply when Izumo brought his hands into play, running them up and down Kotetsu's bared back. He spun them both around and they stumbled around until Kotetsu's butt hit something sturdy and horizontal and then Izumo forced him back on it.

He had Izumo's vest and bandana off and working off both of their pants when a loud shriek interrupted them.

"Hokage-sama! They're doing it on your desk again!"

Tsunade—cross and embarrassed to hear that her two personal attendants making out on her desk—threatened to dock their pay and shook the floor with her shouts. She ordered them to get dressed and to knock it off! before stomping off in the general direction of the nearest pub, muttering something about burning the imagine out of her brain.

Kotetsu smirked as they straightened up. He loved their lunch time tradition.

x Fin x

I just realised this never got posted here...maybe it was during my suspended period...but oh well. Here it is now!