Fandom: Death Note
Characters: L, Yagami Light
Chapters:
1/?
Warnings/Ratings: Lack of coherency.
In A Nutshell: Well, maybe saving his arch-nemesis from what was quite possibly the most pathetic death ever was an extremely horrible idea, but that was his job, saving people, notwithstanding how truly evil they were.
Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note.

As L carried the unconscious Yagami Light in his arms, it registered very loudly in his mind that what he had just carried out was most likely a horrible idea. He comforted himself with the knowledge that he, L, never had horrible ideas, and even if he did, they could be much worse were they the horrible ideas of someone who was more of an imbecile than he.

Well, maybe saving his arch-nemesis from what was quite possibly the most pathetic death ever was an extremely horrible idea, but that was his job, saving people, notwithstanding how truly evil they were.

However, he was fairly certain that he was most likely expected to allow his nemesis a terrible demise. Perhaps he had erred on that particular aspect of the situation. No, he was aware that the heroes were also expected to offer the glittering hand of salvation to their enemies, no matter how cruel, when said enemies were on the verge of death.

He was also aware that the enemy generally did not take said extended hand of aid and in hubris brought themselves to their own ends. It was also, due to this general rule in criminal psychology, perhaps a large faux pas to use the aforementioned hand of aid to grab an unconscious enemy and save them possibly against their will.

As L swiftly entered his home and called for Watari, he decided that he really did not care and that if Light did not enjoy having been saved and consequentially being alive, then he would have to deal with it.


I'm pretty sure that no one knows me from the fandom I was writing for a short time ago, but in the rare case of that happening, hello again.

If not, hello and nice to make your acquaintance.

I must warn anyone out there that at the moment, I have no intent whatsoever of ever making this story serious in any way, shape or form, nor do I currently have any plans set for shounen-ai. The only things I have set in stone for this are that L and Light will be snarking at one another. Constantly.

However, it will become much more amusing from this point on, so I encourage anyone out there to continue reading.