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Chapter 16: Happily ever after….maybe
Tenten and I have been going out for about a month now. So have Hinata and Sasuke. Shikamaru and Temari have been on and off for a while but in the end it all seems to work out. I guess this is how destiny fated us to be. But that stubborn destiny put one obstacle in our course…….our jobs. Of course, it's not hard to quit without good reason. None of us are stupid enough to say, 'Oh yea we're quitting because our new girlfriends are the enemies' …………..we might get our heads chopped off if we said that. Yeah…..umm……that wouldn't be too good. ……Anyways…..Shikamaru was thinking non stop of a decent plan.
"Well we could kill the bosses" Sasuke suggested.
"Yeah right do you know how many guards they probably have?" Temari asked.
"Too many" I said.
"Well we could kill ourselves and be happy in Hell" Tenten said.
Everyone looked at her weirdly.
"WHAT?! It could work" she said.
I thought that was pretty cute.
"……….You're bizarre" my cousin said smiling.
"I know" she said happiness shining in her deep chocolate eyes.
"Maybe………………………" Shikamaru drawled out.
"It could possible work" he muttered.
"What?" Sasuke asked.
"I have a plan but it won't be easy" Shikamaru replied.
"Is anything we do ever easy?" Temari asked.
We all shrugged no and intently listened to Shikamaru's plan.
"DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I'LL GO ALONG WITH THAT?" I screamed.
"Please Tsunade- sama, we really wish you would consider" Hinata pleaded.
"ARE YOU KIDDING WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL BE WILLING TO WORK TOGETHER WITH THAT CREEP?!" I yelled.
"Please we really need this and think about the good it will do" Tenten said.
"THERE'S NO WAY I'LL GET IN 25 FEET OF THAT PEDOPHILE" I screamed.
"Do you know how much money you'll make?" Temari asked.
I smiled widely.
"Money?" I asked.
"Oh yes a lot. With two assassin agencies you won't have to compete for money" Hinata said.
I swear I started drooling.
"You can gamble all you want with that money" Tenten tempted.
I cleared my throat as the girls gave me puppy eyes.
"I guess I will agree to work with Orochimaru because of mon- I mean circumstances I guess we can work this out" I said.
My 3 agents smiled widely at each other.
"Only if Orochimaru agrees--"
"Sure" I said.
Don't have to ask me again. I can let Tsunade and her agents do most of the work. I'll just sit back in my lawn chair getting a much needed tan (I MEAN LOOK AT MY SKIN IT'S PURPLE!!) and drinking whiskey. I
sighed. Gotta love whiskey. Maybe I'll even get another job. I hear they're hiring at Hooters. Hubba hubba(Me: I almost cried writing this)
"Sure combining agencies seem like a good idea" I said.
"We've decided to name ourselves Crimson Rose for both agencies. Is that okay?" Neji asked.
"That's fine" I said sighing.
Then I got an email from Tsunade. I read it over a couple times.
"Listen your next mission is now with your 'girlfriends' and this time……it's important" I said seriously.
Sorry for taking so long. I'm sorry it's a bit short I'm too busy thinking of a sequel!
The Sequel will be called Trying to Remember Dying to Forget
I think there'll be a sequel to my sequel