Shimi-chan: Just a strange (and very short) oneshot…nothing special. I'm just having a major writers block…and I'm hoping this will help. sigh

Summary: He decided to test his theory. And so, for purely scientific purposes, Sasuke slapped Hinata's bottom. (SasuHina)

Rating: T – for bottom slapping. Hahaha…

Disclaimer: I owned Naruto once…but then I woke up and it was handed over to Masashi Kishimoto.

Warning: Some inappropriate content. You have been warned.

Just – a – Reflex

Hinata was definitely and absolutely a virgin. Perhaps the biggest one in all the earth. Say anything sounding like, mentioning, or even skimming past the topic of sex, and watch as she changes from her usual pale complexion into a deep, dark reddish hue. It was amusing how she struggled to hide her embarrassment, which only increased as the conversation flowed on. Sasuke found a personal (and some would say sick) enjoyment in coaxing this reaction out of her, oftentimes bringing up such things just to do it. It was, dare he think, cute.

As their relationship blossomed, he sometimes wondered how much more he'd be able to tease her before she finally exploded. Though it was highly entertaining to watch her stutter and fidget in place, he wouldn't mind seeing some kind of fire in her eyes. He mused on how far he could actually go before she did something about it. Touching, he figured, would be where she drew the line.

But this was Hinata, for god's sake. Even if she didn't like the idea of touching, Sasuke had no doubt that she would simply blush and allow it.

Still, he decided to test his theory. And so while walking her home from a training session, for purely scientific purposes, Sasuke slapped Hinata's butt.

The next thing he knew, he was flying across the pathway, his back colliding with rough bark before he could catch himself. He shut his eyes and hissed in pain, immediately drawing a frantic Hinata to his side.

"I-I'm sorry! It w-was a reflex!"

If he hadn't been in so much pain, he would most definitely have snorted in amusement. That he had not been expected. He couldn't say he was disappointed, though…

He wrapped his arms around her waist, drawing her into his lap and whispering huskily into her ear, "It was worth it…"

Several blushes, sealed chakra holes, eye-activations, and punches later a black-eyed Sasuke and a disturbed Hinata finished their walk to the Hyuga mansion, both lost in their own thoughts.

Sasuke sighed half-heartedly, smirking at his new findings on his girlfriend. Firstly, she did not like to be touched…and secondly…

A fighting mad Hinata was a very sexy thing.

Shimi-chan: No, I don't know what's wrong with me either. XD This was fun to write…characters OOC? Too short to tell. Hope you enjoyed!