TOP TEN THINGS NO ONE WILL EVER SAY TO HOUSE

10: "Love the friendship bracelet, Doc!"

9: "You're the nicest man I've ever met."

8: "Is that your Moped?"

7: "Thanks for the loan."

6: "Nice haircut. Nice dress shoes. Nice shave! Nice tie!!"

5: "You're early - And you made COFFEE!"

4: "You know, you remind me of Jesus!"

3: "Why are you watching Billy Graham? And weeping??"

2: "I know you didn't really mean to be an consumate a$$."

1: "Wilson told me to tell you to FRACK OFF!!"