SCrubs 2:JD Is Dead
A/N: First of all, I love JD and I sleep with a JD stuffed animal so I decided I'll kill someone off if they're not going IS MY FIRST SCRUBS FANFICTION!Evil Andy is the property of Dr. Rockso the rock and roll clown Use him without permission and I'll have the Fanfiction administration gut you. You shitkickers. Turn back if you can't handle really really Really really really really really gory stories.
JD and Janitor were at the Dr place.
"We gotta find The needle. I see dead people" JD said in a Dr accent.
"Uh, dude. I need to tell you something."Janitor said in a Retard accent.
"Save it for later Janitor. We need to find Turk."
"Sorry dude, this can't wait. but I got to go away. Far away." Janitor said.
"Janitor! You mother fucking bitch! FUCK YOU!" JD screamed at Janitor ,Janitor jogged away.
He saw Linda The Evil fisty fork charging towards him. It was delous conspicous.
"WHat?!" JD said.
The Linda The Evil fisty fork mauled JD,
"Ow.." JD groveled in pain on the ground.
"AHAHAHHA!" Evil Inspector Andy said as he got out of his Linda The Evil fisty fork.
"Who are you? What're you doing here?" JD asked, mildly scared.
"What the fuck do you know my inner rage and pain and suffering, wanker?"
"I asked you first." JD added.
"You dumbass doctoring bitch ass motherfucker." Andy said as he took out a switchblade and threw it at JD. He cut off JD's ears.
"OW!" JD screamed as blood gushed from his ears."YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING EARS!"
"Hey Dr-breath, go perform a diagnosis on yourself." Any said. He took out a saw and cut off JD's fingers on the bloody arm.
"Oh God." JD said as he looked at his lacerated fingers. Andy started to chuckle.
"Funny, I didn't think you believed in God." Andy said. "I just thought you were a scrubby sack of the shit."JD fell back to the ground. Andy took out an ax.
"Any last words JD?"
"Yeah, fuck you." JD said, He didn't say much more as his head was decapitated by the ax. Blood spewed out of his corpse. Andy got in the boat and took the propeller and destroyed Headless JD's body. His body was torn up like a meat in a blender. JD's ho came rushing to the graveyard.
"Where's JD? she asked Andy.
"Your looking at his remains."
JD's ho looked at the ground and saw pieces of JD everywhere not to mention his decapitated head.
"You bastard." she said.
"Thank you. Andy said as went on the Linda The Evil fisty fork and flew away.
The next day a small funeral was held for JD. Everyone was there except for JD who buried,
"I'm sad about what happened to the JD." Janitor said after the funeral.
"Why did you do it Janitor?" dr cox asked.
"Do what?" Janitor asked.
"Abandon JD. Why did you do it?"
"Listen here, I didn't have a choice. He was going to kill me. Now, tell me, dude, if someone was gonna kill you, you would abandon your best friend to save, yourself, right?" Janitor said angrily. But dr cox didn't have an answer. He just stared off into the sun. dr cocks crifed softly
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